So tonight my friends invited me over for some hold'em... as soon as I walked in the door, I was introduced to all of their airsoft guns... but they weren't shooting at me quite yet... just showing them off. After all, what fun is getting shot when you're completely sober. We had a drink, and waited for the rest of the guys to get there, and I showed off the Launch Box, since none of them had ever seen anything like it... A few minutes later, we were into the card game, and my friend's girl goes all in with an Ace/King, thinking Straights went "around"... the flop was 2, 3, 4... in order... i think we laughed for a good 10 minutes about that. My friend has a Sun Conure bird, and she was being all slutty tonight, hanging out on the shoulders of all the new guys, me included... so when she climbed into my shirt to go to sleep, all my friends that live there called her a slut... it was epic. I'm high while typing this, so pardon me if it makes no fucking sense at all. So finally, everyone is done with the game, it's down to the last 2 guys, and we're watching Gamer... an awesome movie... with no sound... (fail.) The movie rocks, and all of a sudden, I feel the telltale shot of an Airsoft Pistol... So I naturally pull out the Airsoft Shotgun, and shoot the guy back in the leg.... this goes on, back and forth for a few minutes, neither of use hurting, because we're shooting at shoes and pants legs. Then we start playing President... Oh fuck... and I get up to reload... When I come back into the room, all of a sudden I get lit the fuck up by my friend with a full auto Uzi, while I have a tactical rifle and a shotgun... both single shots... FUCK!!! I run and I'm trying to get to the cover of the couch, when he lights me up full auto again, and I literally fall over because my legs gave out from the pain... lol. I stand up after giving up, and look at my knuckle... and sure enough, it's bleeding... I clean it up and see the perfect circular shape of a pellet where I was bleeding. One of the shots hit me right in the heart... so now I have a nice bruise right over my heart, and a fucked up knuckle, and a bunch of welts on my arms and stomach. A couple of us go out for a smoke, and when we come back in, we're getting lit the fuck up again! This time, I had a plan... I used a door for a shield, and started shooting around the corner... The back door was still open, so I tried to escape, only to have my hand shot, and an instant blood blister formed. I retreated back behind the door, and waited... One of the dudes went upstairs, so a couple of us just sat there waiting for him to come back down the stairs... he pussied out. A few minutes later, I'm outside pissing, and one of my friends comes flying around the side of the house with his full auto M16, and lights me up WHILE I'M PISSING... I was pissed. lol.... Shortly after, we headed out to a 24 hour diner instead of going to the bar at 1am... We are all having trouble picking out what to order, one friend gave up meat for lent... yes, it's that much of a sacrifice for him... and so he picked crepes with blueberries... My other friend - 6'0" and 265, ordered the "King's Breakfast"... 10 eggs, 1 1/2 lbs of hashbrowns, ham, 3 bacon, 3 sausage, 2 slices of texas toast, and 8 pancakes... Feeling the munchies coming on hard, I follow suit and order the same thing... lol... I get all the eggs done, and all the meat but the ham... I also had 2 pancakes, about a pound of hashbrowns, one slice of toast and all 10 eggs. My friend had everything except 1 slice of texas toast and 1 pancake... We paid our bill and headed down the road, with my very full friend driving... We get about 5 blocks down the road and he pulls over and opens the door, just leans over and pukes... He closes the door and keeps driving... lol. About 10 seconds later, he gets out, walks around the car to the sidewalk, and projectile vomits all over the place... we were bustin a gut... He gets back in, and hands our other friend his coat... after which he says "I just puked all on my shoulder, here hold this... " Oh holy fuck were we having a good time tonight... Out of the night I got: 1. Free beer 2. Free food 3. HIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHH 4. play with airsoft full autos 5. laugh my ass off 6. end up with welts and blood blisters all over my body - and even a few direct hits that broke skin... 7. On of those welts/blood blisters is on my left nipple... All in all, I think it was a good night... What do you guys think?
hahahaha funny^^ But good story OP, I dunno if i'd like being lit up with guns while im high but whatever floats your boat.
Well we were drunk too... and I was armed... just didn't realize I was about to walk into a barrage of a full auto Uzi when I went in for the attack... lol. I thought he would play fair.
I probably wouldn't like getting lit up by a bunch of roudy high kids with aerosoft guns. Then again, what the fuck do i know?
Best part is... we're not kids... lol... The youngest member of our little group is 27... oldest is 34.
sounds like a damn fun time man. i was playing cards with some friends the other night, we were talkin about or i was thinkin about the game black jack, and i called it jack black. it was pretty funny then, muscle relaxers are nice . but what happened to the slutty friend?? seriously, tits or gtfo!
LOL... Dude, I'm high, so you asking that question is SUPER hilarious to me... The Slutty Friend was their pet bird... she kept flying to each of the strange guys in the house, and cuddling in their shirts... she went to bed around midnight. lol
lmao, i saw the sun conure bird part but didnt really think about it. thought maybe she was asain or had hippie parents and ya just added bird like british ppl say woman.
uhm... I don't... think so... I used to own a Physical Therapy practice, but I've never been close to being a doctor. I'm going to college for Dietetics, Horticulture, Business, and Personal Training... yeah, it's a tall order... but I know I'm good to go on getting it all done.
Yeah, I am in the medical field, as a clinic owner and consultant... but not as a doc. Easily misunderstood though. We're both often high when on this site... lol