Dr. Seuss Explains Computers

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by IndianaToker, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. :D:D

    If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port
    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
    and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash
    and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
    then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
    but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
    'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk
    and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk
    then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
     
  2. Being a computer guy, i have to tell ya, that made the best kind of sence, none what so ever
    that was hella funny
     
  3. why oh why does this give me a headache so much. need must have bowl.... :)
     
  4. Haha just discovered this and I think it's hilarious!
     

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