dont you fucking hate it when

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by p00nd, Dec 25, 2011.

  1. #1 p00nd, Dec 25, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 25, 2011
    Your takin a shit, and a decent size turdlet pops out and it fucking makes the toilet water splash the inside of your ass hole... it feels so damn uncomfortable..
    It was christmas supper shit too that made me decide to post this thread
    Post little things in life that piss you off
     
  2. Yeah man fuck that, your shitting peacefully and then splat you got a wet asshole... Smh
     
  3. It actually sucks sometimes i worry that i didnt clench my hole fast enough that water actualy went IN it lol.. #1 leading cause of sharts
     
  4. Is it weird Water never got INTO my asshole before?
     
  5. #5 GoldenGinge, Dec 26, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 26, 2011
    My shit comes out like a fucking fountain
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  6. There's a rage comic for this.
     
  7. the worst part is.. is that water is shitty and cold, so cold shitty water splashes into your asshole
     
  8. I love when that happens...it's refreshing
     
  9. I just hate it when I get stuck behind a slow driver.
     
  10. What is worse is on a christmas morning you wake up and need to take a shit. And the toilet seat is cold as fuck, I can't stand pressing my ass against an ice cold seat....
     
  11. I hate it when I get the rare diarrhea and it splatters all around the edges of the toilet bowl!

    Ever had to get out the gloves and cleaning supplies to clean up the fucking toilet after a nasty diarrhea session?


    Now that sucks!

    :)
     
  12. i can hardly contain the overwhelming beauty of this thread within my vision... it's... it's too pure...
     
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