how bout when you choke on food? that's way worse. when i'm high and i start choking on food the thought immediately pops into my head "what if i die!?!? my obituary is going to fuckin say CAUSE OF DEATH: DINNER!!!!!"
"UpFromTheSkies is survived by his mother, father and half a plate of spaghetti and meatballs." I hate it when you pour cereal into a bowl before looking in the fridge...then I get over it and eat it dry.
tried to rep but still gotta spread it. and no doubt homie that shit does suck! but if there's no milk and i have strawberries and blueberries i mix those with the cereal.
Don't you hate it when your best friend has a threesome with two beautiful women in your house and you're not getting any?FML
Dont you hate wen ur listening to ur ipod/cd player and your headphone's wire gets caught on something and unplugs from ur ipod? hate that shit
Can't say that I do. I put my Ipod wire under my shirt so it's incapable of getting caught on anything.
^fuuuuck homie that shit is the worst! i almost got my ass beat because of that! dude did that to me and said it with a real dick-style tone. so i was just like FUCK YOU! if anything i apologize when i bump into somebody, even if it's not my fault. fuckin assholes.