when you get to the end of your deodorant stick and the sides and middle plastic end up scratching the shit out of your armpits.
when you forget what you were supposed to do when you sleep in and wake up with a headache from sleeping so long the 1st few days after doing copious amounts of molly when GC has crazy lag you have to deal with needy people
when you whipe your ass after a majestic shit and your hand goes through and you get shit on your fuckin self.
when guys think that just because they're doing you a favor that, that somehow amounts to returning the favor in the form of sexual intercourse.
When you go down and uncharted cave to find there's thousands of mutants in it. When you barely make it out of that cave, only to be put back it in. I've never had this happen personally, but from a movie stand point I'd fucking hate it.
When you walk into a spider web and then you start to flail around like an idiot and everyone thinks you're fuckin' crazy because spider webs are kind of see-through and they don't know the great distress you are in.
Qouted for truth. It seems to happen to me every time I walk to my car, fucking spiders are plotting against me I say!
yea I hate that shit it's the worst. Just realized this thread is 7 pages long and this was on page 1. Oh well.
when people talk a big game, hype themselves up, but really only amount to just about 5% of all their yap? uggh.