Don't Smoke That!

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by RuffRat, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. I was reading that Talk To Frank site, and this story nearly made me wet myself:


    My Mum and Dad have always been suspicious of me and my brother's activities.

    One year my brother went on holiday for the first time. When he was away my mother decided to tidy his room. While cleaning his room she found a dark brown block. My mum suspected the worst.
    She thought she had discovered his drugs stash.

    My dad was obviously shown the block and he also believed it to be some kind of drug. When I was shown it, I also thought it was a drug but was very unsure.
    My Dad decided to phone up one of those drug hot lines.

    He described the dark brown substance over the phone and the help line said it could possibly be cannabis resin. I had heard of the drug but never seen it. My dad decided to try the drug!

    We rolled it up into a splif mixing it with tobacco thinking this would be the best way. I was quite astonished that my dad knew how to roll. We lit the splif and started to take a few drags each.
    I had tried cannabis before and I suspected my dad had in his youth.

    This however did not taste anything like the couple of drags I had before. My dad and I both came to the same conclusion – it wasn't cannabis resin!

    A week later my brother came back from his holiday. Mum and Dad decided to confront my brother about it. My brother burst out into laughter!
    “What have you been doing with my Surf board wax?”
     
  2. Ahahaha! Eww.
     

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