Dont Pick Up The Phone..

i always pick up the phone, answer the door and do practically anything when i'm ripped... it's always more enjoyable... but just like you, i remember absolutely nothing.

 

Lol I love answering the phone stoned, 1. they cannot see your stoned, and 2. if its a company, have fun laughing while they try and sell you something. 3. If its something important your fucked.

 

i am usually chill when i answer the phone blazed.

 

Yeah i actually manage to act sober on the phone lol

Take last weekend we were all stoned round a friends house and my mobile goes off and its my mates mum asking whats going on and im like hi such and such (not sure if they want their name broadcasted) yeah hes here ill put him on and i handed the phone over lol yet a couple of minutes before i was tripping to the music and making up radnom words for it which i thought were better lol

 

Answering the phone blazed is like a sick pleasure for me ( ) I love to mess with the person on the other line... Oh and the best thing is when telemarketers call you.. i always end up trying to sell items to them

 

haha reminds me of the time...i went to autozone stonned off my ass

we smoked a joint each, left to get some parts for my jeep, but they were custom parts i had a part number thats all i knew, the dumb ass dude kept lookin in the computer and askin me what kinda car i had, i told him evertime lol, then told him i had the part number to go back and look for the part...finally i got tired of explaining it so i bought a coke and left

 

GET IN THE ZONE!!...AUTTOO ZONE!!!!

I always do something to the telemarketers that I saw on seinfeld

"I'm sorry this isn't a good time, can you give me your number so I can call ya back?"

Or even better, when they get done with their little spiel

......I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that.....what did you say again??

 

Hahaha, those are great. I think i might use that second one, would really piss them off.

 

i love when they call and say all their shit and i reply "can u say that again i was packin a bowl..."they say it again, " im sorry ma'am im hi as fuck"


thats how the convo went once...it was awesome haha i like when u are at ryan's all u can eat and u are blazed trying to get to the food, "excuse me, im high as fuck"

 

stay high enough

please don't take too much
respect what is left of yourself after "open-fire"

if they bother you too much invest in Visine or Clear Eyes

i hate hiding from parents police and informants, but i do what i gotta do
how u got thrown out? did they simply agree you were high cuz your eyes told them plenty?

whatever go do your thing you know

 

Hehehe, I'm high right now and I love this one. I'm sayin it to the next person that calls me, no matter who they are.

 

i dont get it.....



people always they tell me they dont want to go out in public high, home high, school high, bla bla bla...i dont get it...why? all you need is some axe and eye drops and your fine

 

My cell phone rings so much when im not stonned that when I am stonned, I think i hear it ringing but it really isnt.

 

thats fucked up the same happens to me, damn, wierd aint it...

 

That's what ignore or reject is for.

Then again when I'm stoned the music bumps loud enough to overide the phones vibration feature.

 

I always end up going to a convience store when im blazed. Its fucking classic when you try to keep a straight face and then start laughing at them for no apparent reason.

 

Damn lotta people have similar experiences.

Bud an I smoked a strawberry owl then proceeded to a local place run by the usual over stressed super paranoid Hindu dude to whom armed robbery is a second by second thought.

We had the brillant idea to get on our cells, pretend we were calling two people in two seperate cars to pick us up after 'it' was done.

Needless to say the dude was seconds from jumping out from behind the counter with his lil sawed off bat thing in one hand phone in other. We busted up laughing seconds later paid for the shit left the few bits of change due without bothering to give him time to ring up an got the fuck outta there.

Word of advice...never think your stoner ideas at the time are smart or logical... ^ proves this to be very true.