Lesson learned the hard way. My dick felt like it was on fire! (thats pretty much what my face looked like 10 seconds after putting it on) Anyone else ever made this mistake? It burns like hell for like 5 minutes then it actually feels kind of nice.(Not nice enough to ever want to go through 5 minutes of that much pain ever again though)
my first "true" girlfriend when we were 14 (who i lost my virginity too, vice versa) found out that by using it while she was away at camp to masturbate it helped, she brought it home, showed me, it enhanced some sex pretty good it sure didnt burn my dick.
lucky it was only your dick, when I was little I got into my moms medicine cabinet and in my sick twisted mind I put some on my asshole. I never screamed so much.
some kids when i was in middle school did that with icy hot too. Within 10min they were in the office nearly crying.
Dude?!.....you raped yourself! At least show yourself enough respect to use something more user friendly next time. There's gotta be some lotion around the house
haha funny shit dude. Reminds me of the time my buddies told me that mineral ice was the best shit to schwank with. lol.
lol my friends in high school put some bengay on the toilet seats in the bathroom. we never knew if anyone sat down on it, but i'm sure some people suffered.. hah yeah we were assholes..
you are some brave blades,, strokin your wong, with ben-gay for a lubricant<<<<< on a side note,,,,, dont piss shortly after cutting up peppers,,,,,, without washing your hands first........ thats a pain that goes deep in the nervous system<<<<<, i pissed, shook the elephant once, shook it twice,,,, and died !!!!!!!
Little tip =P, If you are trying out a new lube make sure to test it by using a LITTLE bit before you go all out and load it on. It might be a little easier to get off haha. They need to make all lotions and liquids without acid-like ingredients.
Very, very true. When I was in 9th grade I got kneed in the balls by a huge-ass guy during an AAU basketball game. The shit was so forceful that I actually had a tiny cut on my sack. Not knowing how to deal with the pain I very stupidly applied a liberal amount of icyhot to my nuts. After a minute or two, I remebered about the little cut as I became incapicated with pain.