Well this happened a few months back, My room mate got a new dog as a puppy. It wern't house trained and it never seemed able to get on my bed so one night I went out and got very pissed, when I came home I didn't bother turning the light on and I jumped straight into bed and put my head right in some sloppy dogshit. The little bastard had done a shit on my pillow, I was so pissed off my mate thought it was funny and I nearly had a fight over it. Thinking about it now though it seems funny just thought i'd share it
Funny story... My only question is... if you know there is a puppy in training in the house, why not keep your bedroom door shut ?
I did have it shut, somone must have opened it! But my mate just insisted I left it open I got him back though, I got some shit and put it on a plate and opened the aircon vent in his room and put the plate in there with temp set to the max. His room stank of shit for days!
you shoulda just took a shit in his pillowcase and if he says anythin to you whip out your dick and piss on em like r kelly
also if you really wanna get him back splooge all over his dog and then have a nice laugh when he goes to pet it and feels it all sticky and smells funny btw in no means am i a dog hater i just feels you cant get 2 attached to sometin that eats its own shit (cough) George bush (cough)
