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Dog piss please help

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ThEHeRbSmOkEr, Mar 29, 2012.

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  1. #1 ThEHeRbSmOkEr, Mar 29, 2012
    I got my dogs piss and was wandering if it well work on a home drug test no lab i think it well but was just wandering
     
  2. #2 ghostonvacation, Mar 29, 2012
    You are my hero. God damn it that made me laugh. Sorry can't help but I mean, god damn.
     
  3. #3 *guest, Mar 29, 2012
    Before we give any answers, you must explain in full detail how you went about collecting your dogs piss.
     
  4. #4 ThEHeRbSmOkEr, Mar 29, 2012
    Ok so i have a drug test tomorrow and i needed pee so i followed my dog outside until he pissed he actually pissed on me a lil and i put a pill bottle infront of his weewee and hes a chuawawa then i added warm water that way it has more piss he only lets out a lil then i duct taped it to my crotch so it stays warm
     
  5. #5 Ganja.Bus, Mar 29, 2012
    You're going to need a semen sample if they do a semen test too.
     
  6. #6 ThEHeRbSmOkEr, Mar 29, 2012
    please i need anwsers
     
  7. #7 HBGBUB, Mar 29, 2012
    [quote name='"ThEHeRbSmOkEr"'] so i followed my dog outside until he pissed he actually pissed on me a lil and i put a pill bottle infront of his weewee and hes a chuawawa[/quote]

    This made my day. I put a pill bottle infront of his weewee, classic
     
  8. #8 ghostonvacation, Mar 29, 2012

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  9. #9 Toastin', Mar 29, 2012
    Buy a home drug test and try? obviously no one has done this hahaha
     
  10. #10 *guest, Mar 29, 2012

    :laughing:

    Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

    Well, unfortunately as far as I can tell, dog urine will not work for passing a drug test.

    Granted this is probably information for standard lab drug tests, so I'm not sure whether it would work on a cheap home drug test or not.

    If you have a Dollar Tree (or other dollar store) nearby, they may have THC tests for $1. It might be worth it to buy one and try it out.
     
  11. #11 Ali20, Mar 29, 2012
    LOOL funny thread.
     
  12. #12 ydidimakeths420, Mar 29, 2012
    Depends, has your dog been using?
     
  13. #13 Cepeda, Mar 29, 2012
    this made my high so much better, but uh i dont think dog urine will work.. you could try buying a drug test and testing it before your test?
     
  14. #14 DutchMa5ter, Mar 29, 2012
    I hope your dog agreed to this, but anyway the nly way you will know is if you try it out yourself.
     
  15. #15 ghostonvacation, Mar 29, 2012
    makes it so much more funny knowing it is a tiny dog for some reason...
     
  16. #16 WonderYears420, Mar 29, 2012
    Thread of the year. All years.
     
  17. #17 1bakedpotato, Mar 29, 2012
    I wasn't high enough to find this thread entertaining....

    awwwh :(
     
  18. #18 ModPodge, Mar 29, 2012
    You should def duct tape it to your crotch. mos def
     
  19. #19 RageOfTheMenace, Mar 29, 2012
    What if it actually could work, but your dog was high too so you still failed.
     
  20. #20 ThEHeRbSmOkEr, Mar 29, 2012
    lol yeah the only prob is the duct tape is pulling my ball pubes its actually ducted taped directly on my balls because that will keep it warm
     
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