Doesnt it piss you off when....

Discussion in 'General' started by dbpwattack, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. #1 dbpwattack, Oct 10, 2007
    When you are desperately trying to save money but you are going to the movies with your girl. It's $9 a fucking ticket, plus the pot I bought, plus the apple I'm going to have to buy because my other piece broke. Thats a good $30.

    So the end result is $30 worth getting laid?






















    :hello:Hell Yea
     
  2. #2 suburbantoker, Oct 10, 2007
    Apples are sooo ghetto.
     
  3. #3 ADHybrid, Oct 10, 2007
    I've paid more....um...wait...are we talking about the same thing??




    :smoke:
     
  4. #4 cuatro veinte, Oct 10, 2007
    If you wanna save money, watch the movie online like a cheap bastard, get schwag, and just five-finger discount the apple.
    :D Solves all your problems:rolleyes:
     
  5. #5 Buzzard, Oct 10, 2007
    Rent a movie and cuddle on the couch instead?
     
  6. #6 theVirtuoso, Oct 10, 2007
    werd.

    you can smoke during the movie, get freaky, w/e! Fuck those public limitations :hello:
     
  7. #7 Ars moriendi, Oct 10, 2007
    lol lot easier to get head on your own couch

    as for the apple shit... you could save 40 cents by busting a page outta the bible to smoke from
     
  8. #8 j-mf-s, Oct 10, 2007
    why an apple when papers and cigarillos are readily available at like 99% of all gas stations?
     
  9. #9 AK Infinity, Oct 10, 2007


    Bro, you can never put a premium on intimacy and spending time with a woman you care about, it's just money. Besides what would you rather have a full wallet or a cold bed?
     
  10. #10 j-mf-s, Oct 10, 2007
    I feel your pain man.. movie tickets are expensive. better not let this one think you're too cheap to take her out though ;)
     
  11. #11 Phat-Toi, Oct 10, 2007
    Having a girl will def impact your pockets. Kurupt said it best " if kurupt gave a fuck about a chick, i'd always be broke/i'd never have no mothafucking indo to smoke!" Just how it goes dog. My lady likes the nicer things in life, so when i see the coach purse i got her for our 2nd anniv, i see a fucking RooR perc haha. Its all good though cuz you cant put a price on a good relationship, even though sometimes it gets dificult to save up some feria.
     
  12. #12 xXMelkorXx, Oct 10, 2007
    lol..im surprised no one has jumped on you for such "blasphemy"

    Though, bible paper makes the best joint paper.
     
  13. #13 Buzzard, Oct 10, 2007
    Because the smell and taste of burning paper and chemicals is really a turn on.

    No, rolling paper makes the best joint paper. Bible paper tastes like shit because it's basically computer paper.
     
  14. #14 Ars moriendi, Oct 10, 2007
    naw find one of those 'classic' era bibles

    anything pre-60's thats all fancy with leather bound gold lettering usually had tissue paper type backers (blank almost transparent page) made of flax or hemp

    no gum on 'em but it'll smoke just fine
     
  15. #15 Bliz-NATI, Oct 10, 2007
    Joints arent that great anyway, its what 50-80 cents for a cigarillo?

    Id buy a rillo, and dome that shit.
     
  16. #16 CaliCoast, Oct 10, 2007
    30 bucks? You got off easy bro.
     
  17. #17 whitewarrior, Oct 10, 2007
    What he said.
     
  18. #18 negligent, Oct 10, 2007



    M.O.B.
     
  19. #19 Rotten_Apple, Oct 10, 2007
    the only money it costs me to get laid is buying condomns.


    but 30 bucks is def worth it too...thats if youre getting what you want
     
  20. #20 KingPins, Oct 10, 2007
    probably because most people have either seen zeitgeistmovie or already knew that christainity is a hoax.
     

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