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Does weed make your sh%t softer ?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by burped, Apr 17, 2011.

  1. #1 burped, Apr 17, 2011
    I noticed since I started smoking my sh.t is never a pain to get out, it's always smooth and quick. This is not a troll post, i'm serious, becuase before I started, I would hate when I had to push hard, but since i started smoking i haven't expiernced that...Anyone simular. ?maybe weed is also the cure for constipation :smoke:
     
  2. #2 toke, Apr 17, 2011
    Possibly. Your asshole is probably more relaxed releasing the dooky smoothly into the toilet.

    I don't know man, could also be what you eat.
     
  3. #3 Eike, Apr 17, 2011
    This thread is just all sorts of lol.
     
  4. #4 liquor, Apr 17, 2011
    hahaha i found this shit hiliarious and im not even high.
     
  5. #5 a skinny boy, Apr 17, 2011
    If I take a shit while high, it is definitely easier. :hello::hello:

    Another +1 for weed!
     
  6. #6 Storm Crow, Apr 17, 2011
  7. #7 devilzlettuce, Apr 17, 2011
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    ^ this. This thread made my day lol
     
  8. #8 burped, Apr 17, 2011

    Well it wasn't my asshole, becuase I looked at my shit , and it looked like paris hilton blew her period out of her mouth onto a big blackguy/diahreah/but it didn't feel anythign liek diahreah, way more relaxed.

    and I have been eating the same types of foods .
     
  9. #9 Amped, Apr 17, 2011
    LOL WTF MAN...

    this thread is about taking shits... Not erections :smoke:

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    and yeah OP same here, it sounds fucking retarded though
     
  10. #10 Tstoner, Apr 17, 2011
    a couple of years ago my science teacher told me that weed loosens your bowels,
    and she would always be able to tell who was high from the kids who went to bathroom everyday lol
    she was a cool teacher and never cared about me being high in class
     
  11. #11 devilzlettuce, Apr 17, 2011
    Yo o_O if it looked like a period then either the transformation has begun and in 7 day you will be come a women or u got fucked by a black guy in the ass last night a lil to rough and now you're bleeding a little from your asshole
     
  12. #12 Amped, Apr 17, 2011
    WOAH I JUST DISCOVERED THIS SHIT.

    When I was on vacation with no weed, i took like 1 shit a week. no fucking joke lmfao, i had to drink prune juice once so i finally took a shit.

    Now that im back home, i take like two shits a day, and im high all the time :smoke:
     
  13. #13 OvaltineJenkins, Apr 17, 2011
    I wish I hadn't open this thread
     
  14. #14 greengummies, Apr 17, 2011
    Lol, maybe.

    I know when I drink soda I take soft shits too, so if I'm constipated I just drink a bottle of pepsi, seriously lol.
     

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