Does Stuff Just Dissapear?

an authentic lighter? as opposed to a non authentic lighter? I figured all lighters that work and are real are also authentic lol. but i haven't really had this happen to me, fortunately.

 

yep ur high

 

An small, invisible, furry creature gathers the things up and takes them all off to their nest in an alternative dimension.
If you're very, very stoned, sometimes, out of the corner of your eye, you can catch just a glimpse of the creature scuttling rapidly across your floor....

 

Don't fuck with the furb.

 

A ghost took it.

 

LOL THIS MADE MY NIGHT

 

I always thought it was gnomes. I know that dryer gnomes steal my socks one at a time

That being said, there's been some shit around here that has no business disappearing (and appearing).

Disappeared:
keys
socks
key to grow room (wtf!?)
POWER DRILL
lots of weed.... but that might have been me

Appeared:
A coconut
A pirate flag
A nice, button down shirt. Hey, it fits!
A potholder, that has shroomery backgrounds on it.


Yea, my house is possessed. The power drill really freaks me out. It had a cord on it, and was large, bulky, and orange.

 

What exactly is an authentic lighter

 

Off topic - I have this ghost in my apartment! It's a cat you see, I call him "Phantom Cat" and I'm currently storyboarding for a comic book about him. Every once in a while you can catch a glimpse of him flying through the night outside in my parking garage.

"Phantom Cat! Phantom Cat! He only comes out at night! Where does he go during the day!!!? Meoooow!"

The theme song for potential Phantom Cat saturday morning cartoon for children. Well, it sounds better with a guitar and some congas to it.

On Topic - I lose lighters like crazy! and papers too! not just rolling papers, but like bills and shit! they just vanish!!

 

It's Mother Nature's tax for our civilization squandering one of the most beneficial herbs in existence.

 

Damn, I read the title and I thought "I gotta tell this guy about the weed fairies, stat!", but then I was just like "This guy's so unorganized...". But yeah, about the disappearing things, it's basically a... well, maybe you could call it a "side-effect" of long term smoking. There's really some things you'll completely forget about. That's why you never find them. You're just looking in the wrong places, cause you don't completely know where you left it. Sometimes people even have wrong perceptions of where they are. Although, you might have a theif in your house if you do remember where it is.

 

oh man my mind has just been blown and i feel like the cat is sitting on my back but shaped like a monkey hahaaa

 

Oh god!; I want to fly to japan or whatever asian country, smuggle the girl in your signature to california and walk around with her in my pocket all day, every day.

 

well... my phantom fights crime.

 

Smoke to much weed and it starts to fuck with your short term memory pretty bad . Apart from losing shit, I always go to the back room at work looking for something and end up standing there thinking "what the hell am i looking for?"

 

Okay new theory. You see, objects only exist in this world because they are perceived to exist. Maybe weed fucked you up so bad, you've started perceiving things as... unreal?

 

ok im going to tell you what happens to it but you cant call me crazy. i had a bad acid trip awhile back and now everytime i smoke weed i relapse and see the stuff again. well what i see is the whole universe. its all connected and its not linear. it crosses and skips around in places. past present and future are one. your stuff that disapears gets caught in one of the places the universe crosses and cant come back to you till your time li ne crosses with the one it fell into again.

 

this is true too

 

amazing. I like your train of thought here, this is good free thinking