does jesus smoke weed?

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  1. #21 imyourcat, Aug 12, 2011
    Dude, is that your tattoo?

    I know a guy who has that across his chest in almost the exact same writing. Kid gets picked on all day for it. I think it's honestly one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen (no offense if that is you).
     
  2. #22 cherry057, Aug 12, 2011
    you cant trip on weed bro.
     
  3. #23 NoLiM3, Aug 12, 2011
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    Lol that depends.. I know many people who have tripped including myself :D U never know where you'll end up after dozens of shots and about half a dozen blunts. Trust me :smoke: haha
     
  4. #24 1bakedpotato, Aug 12, 2011

    yeah G i get minor hallucinations when I'm stoned. Kinda like my minds playin tricks on me. :smoke:
     
  5. #25 Rastafari, Aug 13, 2011
    jesus wasnt a person. this is western misconception.
    jesus is a mushroom. :wave::smoking:
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    im sorry you have a mind block ='(

    only you put your own limits bro ;)
     
  6. #26 SsmokeWeed, Aug 13, 2011
    I say, why the fuck not? I believe God made 'the plant' for our use. And to good use we've put it. It would be no surprise to me if I learned government (who we all know prohibited the plant's cultivation) is ultimately controlled by Satan who manipulates people with huge amounts of money.
     
  7. #27 Skunky Monkey, Aug 13, 2011
    Jesus smoked weed and "he inhaled" :p
     
  8. #28 SsmokeWeed, Aug 13, 2011

    "and He saw that it was good." :D
     
  9. #29 Mairuzu, Aug 13, 2011
    Does lucifer drink booze? You fucking bet that bitch does
     
  10. #30 bestofbuddha, Aug 13, 2011
    ask him :cool:!
     
  11. #31 ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬, Aug 13, 2011

    Haha i forgot about hispanics named jesus
     
  12. #32 Storm Crow, Aug 13, 2011
    Not smoking, anointing! :hello:

    Jesus Healed Using Cannabis (news - 2003)
    [FONT=&quot]Entheology.org - Preserving Ancient Knowledge

    and just in case you are curious......

    [/FONT] Making HAO~Holy Annointing Oil~From Healing Hemp Oil~for Pain & Healing (forum thread - 2009)
    Making HAO~Holy Annointing Oil~From Healing Hemp Oil~for Pain & Healing - GreenPassion - Dedicated to Medicinal Cannabis

    The smoke as a medicine has a long history of medical use in the Middle East-

    SCIENCE WATCH; Marijuana Medication - New York Times

    Isn't learning fun, when you have an interesting subject! :D


    Granny :wave:
     
  13. #33 devilzlettuce, Aug 13, 2011
    Granny is so win all the time. I hope when I'm older im as cool as her
     
  14. #34 Keep It Lit, Aug 13, 2011
    I bet Jesus did smoke weed. :smoke:
     
  15. #35 08 BANSHEE, Aug 13, 2011
    Granny is wicked!
     
  16. #36 Buddha_Man, Aug 13, 2011
    study his miracles closely
     
  17. #37 EyesSoLow, Aug 13, 2011
    the homie heyzeus blazes fat all the time
     
  18. #38 stonedSoul, Aug 13, 2011
    I like to think he did... It would be awesome to smoke with him... He could like use his magic to make an infinite amount of weed! It would be the best strain ever! With like a halo over it! Yeah... Would be sick.
     
  19. #39 Grant64330, Aug 13, 2011
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    and so jesus said "let there be dank nugs"...after the romans found the worlds first grow op in his closet, they crucified him and smoked all his stash. And so original sin was born...
     
  20. #40 Rebel Eye, Aug 13, 2011
    At least jesus wouldn't be one of those bastards that pockets your lighter and acts like they forgot about it..
     
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