does jesus smoke weed?

Discussion in 'General' started by cherry057, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. #1 cherry057, Aug 12, 2011
    just wondering. :smoking:
     
  2. #2 sokal, Aug 12, 2011
    yeah.
     
  3. #3 Royksopp, Aug 12, 2011
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    You damn right he does!
     
  4. #4 grimtoker, Aug 12, 2011
    I'm Jesus, and yes I smoke weed.
     
  5. #5 devilzlettuce, Aug 12, 2011
    Oh course that's why he was so chill and wanting to feed ppl all the time by making a shit load of fish appear out of thin air
     
  6. #6 imyourcat, Aug 12, 2011
    He tried it once I believe in his younger years.
     
  7. #7 ismokeghudbud, Aug 12, 2011
    only the best dank=)
     
  8. #8 devilzlettuce, Aug 12, 2011
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    Actually he tried it in "jesus: the college years" lol
     
  9. #9 Sw33tdwill, Aug 12, 2011
    Well marijuana is in the bible so most likely
     
  10. #10 *guest, Aug 12, 2011
    Does he? Like... currently? As if there are weed plants growing out of the cloud-ground in heaven? :p

    If a man called Jesus did exist back then, and there were weed plants around, sure I guess maybe he smoked, maybe he didn't.

    I'm sure there's plenty of dudes in Hispanic countries named Jesus toking it up right now. :laughing:
     
  11. #11 cherry057, Aug 12, 2011
    i think jesus was put on earth by aliens.
     
  12. #12 Rock-Da-Ganj, Aug 12, 2011
    its rumored that Jesus got so High one time, that He Ate the Flying Spaghetti Monster which once roamed thru space. :laughing:
    Therefore, they are now the Same Being. Mind Boggling! :eek:
     
  13. #13 sinsemillaswimm, Aug 12, 2011
    he told me so,
     
  14. #14 grimtoker, Aug 12, 2011

    Jesus came from a virgin mother, who was created by a man (God) that never existed.

    This makes sense to you right?
     
  15. #15 *guest, Aug 12, 2011

    I bet aliens put him here and then crucified him just for shits and giggles.

    Those bastard aliens!!
     
  16. #16 Philosiraptor, Aug 12, 2011

    Who cares? Junkie days has a cool acronym making us question what he/she would do. I am now a part of the church of Junkie-anity :wave:
     
  17. #17 Jnug, Aug 12, 2011
    Hahahahaaha you post the funniest shit! :laughing:

    On a serious note, I'm not entirely sure they knew how to smoke cannabis at that point in history.
     
  18. #18 *guest, Aug 12, 2011

    It is the best church, after all.

    You must worship awesomeness and coolness, plus smoke lots of weed for ultimate enlightenment, that is the only requirement. :D
     
  19. #19 narcissistic, Aug 12, 2011
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  20. #20 NoLiM3, Aug 12, 2011
    What do you think his explanation was for walkin on water?
    Dude was tripping high on some purp kush..
    :smoke:
    :D
     
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