of course he does man, it's a magical belly button, and if you smoke the lint in it, you can trip for HOOOOUURRRSS!!!
How would lint get in his belly button? He didn't eat from the apple plus he's pretty much invisible, right? So, he wouldn't have any clothes from which to get lint in his belly button...it could be dirt, though...and if he's growing weed...it could be weed. My answer is no...he doesn't......and if he does, then he doesn't have one on Sunday.
God doesn't exist... But if he did he wouldn't have a bellybutton because bellybuttons are what's left after you cut off the umbelical cord. Since God just supposedly is and always was that means that he didn't have any parents therefore he wouldn't have come from a womb meaning that he wouldn't have an umbelical cord which in turn would prove that he doesn't have a bellybutton. So in conclusion, no, God wouldn't have a bellybutton if he existed.
Oh touche... I need some chronic...that way I'll be able to think about this question more "clearly"...
Ok, mister...you got some serious explaining to do... First off: Why the fuck did you give life to Richard Simmons? Mary...was she really a virgin or did you...??? Where were you when I really needed you? Like the time I lost 5g on Champs Elysees and had no weed for the last 3 days of me holiday? Why did you create a tree for yourself and put it on earth? Prankster!!!
i must admit the first time i saw this thread i thought.. what a stupid fucking question.. but today in philosophy class we were talking about creation and design (teleological).. well assuming there's an omnipotent, everlasting, immortal etc god, it cannot have a bellybutton.. if it did, that would mean that it had an umbilical cord, meaning it had a mother (creator).. but that is impossible if we define god as the unmoved mover, the everlasting, always is and always was, and always will be god.. someone probably said that already, but restating it gives it weight.. so that's G MONEY $$$ and Cornflake and please, i hate it when people dismiss discussion of a god.. in my opinion it's - well not ignorant - but rather living in complete denial.. i don't believe either way because both sides have their points.. but we can pretend can't we? can't we just assume for the purpose of this little thread that there is one? "use your imagination people!" - kent brockman
Haha. Richard Simmons was susposed to be a muligan. Seriously, when i think about god, i tend to think of him more as a spirit, a force who is around us, instead of a person. There is no hard proof he is real, but there is also no hard proof he isnt real. It all comes down to faith. Our life experences shape our views. Some of us have had enough experences to prove to us there is a higher being, one i think doesnt have a belly button. If he does, i wonder is god ever thought of getting it pierced? Just a thought. I also wonder if it would be an innie or an outie.
This reminds me of something, maybe a movie, I'm not sure, anyway there is a painting of this man and he's naked. One guy asks the other, "Do you know who that is a painting of? Look at the painting and you can figure it out" The other guy looks at it and can't figure it out, "Who is it?" "It's Adam, he doesn't have a bellybutton."
I don't really belive in god, but someone had to of made this earth, and they must have wanted to grow weed.. so yeah. I think 'IT' has a belly button!
So you got half my point... The other half is: He created us in his image. So we're supposed to look like him. But if he was the creator of all, he shouldn't have a bellybutton. But how can it then be possible for us to have one if we're supposed to be like mirror images of god?
Skinner, i got a good question for ya. If god created us in his image, but no 2 people are identical, which one does god look like? What if it is richard simmons!! what if it is the 400lb lady at the grocery store in a momo? For god to have a bellybutton, he must have a mother. Who is the mother of god? And about mary being a virgin, i dont know, but joseph must have been pretty understanding for his lady to get pregnant without him having sex with her, and stay with her. What a guy.
1.: Good question but mainly irrelevant. Could have to do with evolution. Combining the genes of man and woman...but it's not a question for me to answer. 2.: That bellybutton is just another one of those chicken and egg questions...what came first? The bellybutton or god creating us in his image Just wanted to make some people think...