From my vast well of criminal knowledge I can recount the story with almost complete accuracy. Sir Duckington was abducted on the 3rd of June in relation to a large sum of money he owed to the notorius rubber duck mafia. The mafia forcefully intoxicated him then carved their name in to his ass. What I want to know is how you came in possession of his body, I'm gonna have to ask you to come downtown and answer some questions.
do we have the autopsy? edit: just ran into the report. apparently we now have the post- disambiguation pictures. let's take a look
My god man there's no need to bring out the poor man's fetishes. We need to find out who's behind all this.
An anonymous source gave police word that a very disgruntled foot scrubber was seen leaving the Duckington estate shortly before the abduction. Police can not confirm a motive as of this point, but detectives speculate their was an argument over the increased frequency of bath time.
[quote name='"jmick"']I know the original use for the duck, it has to do with the faded number under the writing....[/quote] Pm me or post please
Sir the duck is dead. That would be wrong. Now if you'll excuse me i have to gather evidence from a young ducks pockets.
I don't know who did it but I've rounded up a group of suspects. I personally think it was that scumbag starfish.