Does anyone else piss on the side of the toilet to make less noise?

Discussion in 'General' started by Shipwreck, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. I often try and pee as loud as I can. I shit that way too, I find it hilarious.
     
  2. I piss sitting down.
     

  3. In public I like to time my squirts rhythmically then give the guy at the urinal next to me a dirty look when he starts to bob his head.
     
  4. sometimes i piss on the side to keep shit from splashing up
     
  5. Dang, you must have some serious control of your anus. :eek:

    Sometimes I piss on the side to keep shit from sticking to it. :devious:
     
  6. Yes! Hahahaha
     
  7. depends. if im out in public or theres people over then yes. if im home alone then nope lol
     
  8. yes I do that. Anyone else stop the microwave before it beeps too?
     
  9. I do that shit all the time!
     
  10. I've done that since I was little :p
     
  11. lol at image of him shitting in urinal with dude bobbing his head next to him
     
  12. I do when at other peoples places but not at home,though,I dont know why I care about my piss volume but I do.
     
  13. I do. But when I'm high I think... "I'm in here not making any noise at all... they probably think I'm beating it!"
     
  14. yeah i have a habit of that because i've done a little bit of time and it just became a habit, just like the "courtesy flush". i also stop the microwave right before it beeps, i just open the door before it does. i dont know why i do that.
     
  15. Yup, me too.
     
  16. Hhahaahhaaha same here man :D
     
  17. Naw man I piss to make noise.

    And bubbles.
     

  18. my brother pisses sitting down, i'm not 100% but i think so...i always have the seat up and after hes been in there its always down... :eek:
     
  19. Do you ever try and fill up the whole bowl with bubbles, then aim the steam to the sides as to not disturb your creation? I used to do that all the time as a kid.
     

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