i always miss the toilet when im throwing in the toilet paper at least once. i dont know what it is, it feels like im playing paper toss and there a fan blowing my tp away.
what? sometimes when I use a towel/tp to dry my face I will drain shots into the toilet and miss sometimes, but I don't stand up to wipe my ass anymore I'm not 6.
For those of you who stand and wipe, there is still time to change. You can overcome the standing wipe, I know you can.
If you're more than 2 feet from the toilet when you wipe your ass you're doing something wrong. Do you need the mirror for guidance or something. God damn.
No offense........ America is so fucking retarded why isn't there a water hose thing attached to the stool? It's so nasty to just wipe ewww, ever since I got to America i'v been facing hell taking a dump, no I have to shower every time I'm done, no matter what the situation is. Why not use a water hose? Wouldn't that also be cheaper/easier for the people rather than millions of toilet papers ?
