Doctor! What's wrong with me?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
  2. PeNiS pImPle???!!!???
  3. :D hahaha

    she got beat with the ugly stick is what happened :p
  4. where did you find a thread from 2002 to reply to?
  5. i kno lmfao
  6. I was expecting that to be funnier. :(
  7. i didn't get the punchline!!!explain it to me!!!pls!!!
  8. the chick is butfuckin ugly. that was kinda funny, kinda.

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