Doctor! What's wrong with me?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. #1 Superjoint, Oct 5, 2002
    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
     
  2. #2 XxJWxX, Oct 10, 2002
    PeNiS pImPle???!!!???
     
  3. #3 Bud Head, Oct 10, 2002
    ROTFLMAO
     
  4. #4 JollyRoger227, Jul 13, 2006
    :D hahaha

    she got beat with the ugly stick is what happened :p
     
  5. #5 emagdnim13, Jul 14, 2006
    where did you find a thread from 2002 to reply to?
     
  6. #6 Camps, Jul 14, 2006
    i kno lmfao
     
  7. #7 DurbanPoison, Jul 14, 2006
    I was expecting that to be funnier. :(
     
  8. #8 ARDILLA, Sep 22, 2006
    i didn't get the punchline!!!explain it to me!!!pls!!!
     
  9. #9 ziggyshugenadz, Sep 23, 2006
    the chick is butfuckin ugly. that was kinda funny, kinda.
     

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