do you wash the inside of ur ass first or last

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Mitchy, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. WTF there are really people on GC that don't wash inside their ass crack and their hole?

    I don't care how well you wipe after you take a shit...if you're a dude that area is still dirty cuz you're hairy.

    That said, I'm kinda OCD about showering. I get in, wet my hair, then shampoo it up. Rinse, then repeat. Put some conditioner in, let it sit there while I wash my body. After I rinse that soap off, I rinse the conditioner out of my hair. Then I wash my body all over again (cuz conditioner on my body makes me feel greasy), this time scrubbing my ass. Rinse off. Then I wash my face, rinse that off, and dry outside of the shower.
     
  2. I usually start with my hair and work my way toward my toes.
     
  3. I can't speak for anyone else...but the butt rag is used once, tossed into a dirty clothes hamper and I use a clean wash-clothe for the rest.:cool:

    Disturbing thought...did the last person using that rag in the shower use it on their butt, and leave it for you to use on your face...:eek:
     
  4. That's why you just use a new washcloth every time you shower. Wash your ass last, and then throw the washcloth in the dirty clothes basket. No poo particles in or around your face or anybody else's
     
  5. Poo flakes are moooore thaaan good....THEY'RE GRRRRREAAT!
     
  6. i suddenly want to eat frosted flakes
     

  7. Hahahahahaha I'm cracking up
     
  8. YOUR ALL IDIOTS. Your asshole is the first thing then the last thing. Equal!

    Wash ass FIRST to rid of day old poo flakes. Wash ass LAST to get excess off.

    Done!!
     
  9. i go from top to bottom. i wash my hair, face, then my arms/underarms and chest, nether regions, legs and feet. just makes sense to me. by the time i get to the feet everything is nice and clean. i don't use a bar of soap or a wash cloth either. just body wash and my hands lol.
     
  10. who showers nowadays?
     
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  12. I do it last.
    That way when my sister gets in the shower the next time, and uses the bar of soap, she gets my shit all over her :)

    Revenge is nice.
     
  13. How do people NOT wash their ass/asshole? You know even after you wipe you still leave some things behind that can potentially smell ... It's not gay to wash your asshole, you don't need to stick fingers up anywhere. You can even just spread your cheeks and have the water run down if you're homophobic.
     
  14. #54 lilro, Jan 16, 2010
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    I wash the surface of my ass....anything inside gets cleaned by tp when i take a shit...using a washcloth in your ass is fucking disgusting...unless you're a pornstar that does anal....then it is necessary....
     
  15. :laughing:
     
  16. ahhahahahahaha I <3 this thread.
     
  17. i use to scrub my butt crack with my brothers tooth brush when he made me mad and put it back on the shelf lol
     
  18. I dont wash my asshole when i have a shower, but thats just me, ya know? My asshole is pretty clean after i wipe it when i take a shit.
     
  19. Spread and rinse first.
    Clean body.
    Clean face.
    Scrub the hole.
    Pee.
    Wash hands.
     

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