do you wash the inside of ur ass first or last

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Mitchy, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. Try body wash instead of a soap stick if that's even an issue lol
     
  2. hahaha do you have someone pluck your ass hairs after that too?
     
  3. Whoa whoa whoa, first, I dry off outside of the shower too, so you other 2 people are not alone.
    Second, I wash my ass but I deffinately don't stick a finger up there.. lmao.
    the fuck is wrong with some people?
     
  4. sometimes the fetish threads on GC are kinda weird man.
     
  5. #25 epiq, Jan 15, 2010
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    Whao woah woah, where did anyone say they stick their finger in their asshole?

    Maybe this

    Confused you, but I don't stick my finger in my asshole, I just sudd up my crack and make sure its clean. Good hygiene man.
     
  6. Maybe he/she didnt directly say it. but yeah.
     

  7. I'm 100% on finger in the butt....
     
  8. I didn't know people wash the inside of your crack. And why would you have poo flakes have you heard of toilet paper?
     
  9. QFT

    im not trying to impress anyone with my asshole lmfao
     


  10. :L im crying with laughter :D :smoke:
     
  11. last...due to the fact i don't want poo particles near my face.
     
  12. My roommate once told me that he doesn't wash his ass in the shower because it is "gay." Everyone's too sensitive...
     
  13. Toilet paper anyone?
    problem solved. :hello:
     
  14. given that i wipe my ass when i take a crap, this is a rather silly argument. though i just use the bar of soap itself and that gets rinsed. none of this shower-poof or loufa bullshit, bar of soap and water. that's all i really need.
     
  15. How To Shower Like a Woman:

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Shave

    Use Summer's Eve feminine wash to wash vagina and surrounding areas

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



    How To Shower Like a Man:

    Take off clothes while sitting at the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

    Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    :p
     
  16. Haha so accurate cherokee! I died laughing on the shampoo mohawk:hello:
     
  17. Well I start at my hair (on my head) and work my way down to my feet. So I'd have to say i'm just about right in the middle :)
     
  18. Last lol and I don't use the loofa to scrub in there I just get the soap and use my hand and rub/wash like that ahha.
     
  19. Somewhat relevant:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2nkTjv9nM8]YouTube - Jay Mohr -Standup[/ame]



    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo]YouTube - How to Shower: Women vs. Men[/ame]
     
  20. This thread is funny.....
     

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