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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by smokeythedogg, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. #1 smokeythedogg, Jan 6, 2013
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    I know there are a lot of drug test questions, but this one Is different. Also please don't say "just don't smoke."

    They already know that my drug test is going to come out positive because it came out positive last wednsday..

    If I smoke tonight, and then drink a lot of water until tomorrows test, will my levels will be lower than last wednesday?

    Last wednesday I didn't drink any water. I smoked and then went to get tested the next day.

    Also it is a urine test for a out patient AA meeting type thing

    Thanks smokey
     
  2. #2 BudButler, Jan 6, 2013
    why the fuck are you smoking before a drug test why are there so many people that think that ok and not really
     
  3. #3 Thicken Dense, Jan 6, 2013

    What kind of test is it? Urine or saliva, dipstick or lab? I'm guessing it's not for employment since they already know you're dirty. Parole, probation, rehab, drug court?
     
  4. #4 The Crunge, Jan 6, 2013
    just don't smoke
     
  5. #5 FaMiLytilIdie, Jan 6, 2013

    yeah when I got tested for probation it was measured all the way down to how many micrograms were in my piss.If its for some legal shit dont be stupid.
     
  6. #6 smokeythedogg, Jan 6, 2013
    Urine. A out patient AA meeting type thing.
     
  7. #7 Thicken Dense, Jan 6, 2013

    Dipstick or lab? Dipsticks are easy to beat, labs not so much.
     
  8. #8 smokeythedogg, Jan 6, 2013
    I have no idea. They have you piss into a little measuring cup bottle, screw the top on, put a sticker over the top so that it can't be reopened, and then throw it into a bag with all of the other people's piss.

    Can you tell if it's a dipstick or lab from that info?
     
  9. #9 Thicken Dense, Jan 6, 2013

    Yes, they send it to a lab. It's already been said, but they can tell if you've smoked more. I'd stay safe here, brother.
     
  10. #10 well highdrated, Jan 6, 2013

    i'll give you an honest answer.

    1. you are fucked.
    2. drinking a bit more water won't do shit.
    3. there is a slight potential of passing....

    if you are above 15% body fat ratio... refer to point #1.

    now you have a few hours. you must eat a ton of veggies and sweat like a mofo.
    get in the sauna and kill yourself with dehydration. i wouldn't recommend doing this if you've never tried (there's a good chance you might *die*).
    consume about 10 pills of omega-3 fish oil.
    re-hydrate with coconut water. tiny amounts at a half-hour interval.

    you should weight yourself before and after the experiment. your goal is to drop 10+ lbs of water weight (can be done in 2-3 hours) and replace it with brand new water supply (seek b-vitamin complex rich fluids).

    this is your only chance. and no... freaking way, do i recommend actually doing this for someone who is unprepared.

    (if anything look up weight cutting for wrestlers or boxers, mma, etc.)

    p.s. please delete this thread as i have a fear it might do more harm than good.
     
  11. #11 smokeythedogg, Jan 6, 2013
    Anyone else ??
     

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