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do you think ill pass my drug test?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by stephenf666, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. so ill make it short im getting tested at school probably sometime this week. last friday at like 4:00 i took one hit and was rippped becasue i was sober for like a month and a half because of the drug test, but again at 12:00 at night i smoked a small bowl (3-4) hits. the next day i drank 10 full water bottols and iv been drinking more since i havent been very active because iv been sick and in bed. im like 5'7 and 135 pounds 16 years old and i feel like i can pass just because i was sober for the whole month and a half but i just want your opinions on this. do you think i can pass?

     
  2. Dunno man but there is no way in he'll I would pass one.  I'm in Canada though, we don't tread on human rights as easily here.  We don't test.
     
  3. you'll be good cudi
     
  4. I honestly don't know. But I would think that even if you mobbed 10 water bottles, that would dilute your piss so much that it'd be obvious. I remember at my school, diluted piss would not help you pass the drug test. They either got you to test again, or they kicked you off the team.
     
  5. They can't legally watch u just get fake urine

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  6. This actually works. I passed a test similar to that given to me by my probation officer. Go to the grocery store and buy certo. It is fruit pectin and should be in the same aisle as jello. While you are there by a 32 oz bottle of lemon lime Gatorade and vitamin b pills (if clear looking pee would be a problem). 2-3 hours before your test, mix one package of the certo with the Gatorade and down it. Make sure to take one or two sips before putting the certo in so it doesn't overflow. It doesn't taste too bad but it's kinda thick. Next, you have to drink 3 bottles of water. Poland spring, store brand, whatever you have laying around. Down these three bottles in the time you have before your test. Make sure to pee 3 times before you test. Take 4 b vitamins with the waters if you need your urine to be yellow. Give yourself 4 days clean to be safe but I know people that pass and smoke the night before. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity ForumSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  7. It should be out of your piss seven days after you smoked. So idk.
     
  8. you're fucked
     
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    Where the fuck do you live buddy, we got testing up the ying yang in Alberta, maybe not in schools but shit man a job fosho testing
     
  10. Your a pretty skinny guy i dont think u got much to worry about excess sweating from being sick is working to your advantage too, i tell ya these skinny fucks got it easy man, i know a couple smoke constantly up until a week before the test and totally fine, if you got some fat on ya though better beware.
     
  11. Bro dont trip about Im sure youll be clean cos I remember when I was 15 id smoke a gram a day I was only about 140lbs and I was clean in 2 weeksSent from my SM-N900V using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     

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