ha i know its crazy but we all deep down let a gigle out when ever we hear a fart may it be yours or the guy on the elevator.we all love our own brands,i find mine particulary awsome.so i guess this leads to my question. whats your fondest memory of a fart? this was awhile ago but i rember it clearly.i was with my parents i think we were in a fancy hotel ready to go home,this elevator was stuffed with people ugh it sucked but out of no wer my dad shows me his finger (lol)he looks at me with a straight face and he says "pull" so as a good son i did.and the loudest most earth rattling back fire occured and he did the whole lift the knee up thing.i swear u could cut the tension in the air with a knife,ok maybe it wasnt the tension but it was hilarius.it was dead quiet all of a sudden a lady busts out laughin like histariclly loosin it,it might have been she went crazy or the fumes wer gettin to her but she starts goin and goin and is like "ha my husband does the exact same thing"man everyone just lost it like it hurt to laugh.all while my dad has the straightest face on..we all stumbled out of the elevator like it was sum sorta hot box,every one laughin and everything.ha i fel bad for the people ht got on lol but ya thats my story,you guys got any?also do you like farts?or are ya the kinda person to cringe when ever your you hear one or smell one?
It was summertime, the air conditioning was off...my genitals were sweaty. I farted and it lifted my right testicle into the air before bursting into a deadly gas that smelled of dead babies.
ha hell ya for the replys you guys,yall broke the ice,or would it be cut the cheese?lol ever heard of a dutch oven?
for real grade 8 i cleared the class with a fart man straight up smelled like egg salad with old ass eggs
haha hell ya.and i can imagine this. you just sittin ther everyone else against the walls u in the center just laughin your ass rite off.
In third grade.. We were sitting with our desks in a cirlce reading and I had to rip soooo bad. I tried to let it out silent but it fucking blew out like a shotgun. Everyone started laughing and I blamed it on the kid next to me, they all believed me and made fun of him for so long. I felt pretty bad after but was also relieved.
ha i can soooo imagine it.you rippin it and every one against the wall or out side.and u just sittin ther in the center of the classroom laughin ur ass off