Do you know Jack Schitt?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by AmsterdamdreamN, May 23, 2003.

  1. Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

    Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
    don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,
    the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
    couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt
    and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a
    high school dropout.

    After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe
    later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with
    them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe

    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,
    Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
    throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull
    Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
    recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
    correct them.
  2. never replied in like 7 years but i thought it was funny tho
  3. wow this is actually funny but no one replied for 8 years?
  4. hahaha thats the absolut fucking funniest thing i've ever read! :smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking: :gc_rocks:
  5. damn old ass thread but + rep made me lol
  6. This is an incredibly ancient thread... I feel humbled in its wise and elderly presence. :smoking:
  7. how did you manage to stumble upon a 7 year old thread with no replies?
  8. oh shit lol lmao
  9. well... it really isnt as funny sober :confused_2:
  10. Clap.....clap........clap...............clap clap clap clap clap:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello: LOL
  11. thats pretty good I wonder if the OP is still around
  12. :laughing: A dead thread lives. A great joke reborn.

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