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Do you know Jack Schitt?

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by AmsterdamdreamN, May 23, 2003.

  1. #1 AmsterdamdreamN, May 23, 2003
    Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

    Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
    don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,
    the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
    couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt
    and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a
    high school dropout.

    After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe
    later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with
    them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
    Schitt-Sherlock.

    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,
    Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
    throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull
    Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
    recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
    correct them.
     
  2. #2 MyBirthdayIs42o, Mar 7, 2010
    never replied in like 7 years but i thought it was funny tho
     
  3. #3 orange hairs, Mar 7, 2010
    wow this is actually funny but no one replied for 8 years?
     
  4. #4 hyperman, Mar 7, 2010
    hahaha thats the absolut fucking funniest thing i've ever read! :smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking: :gc_rocks:
     
  5. #5 HappyPills, Mar 8, 2010
    damn old ass thread but + rep made me lol
     
  6. #6 AHuman, Mar 8, 2010
    This is an incredibly ancient thread... I feel humbled in its wise and elderly presence. :smoking:
     
  7. #7 brobuggly, Mar 8, 2010
    how did you manage to stumble upon a 7 year old thread with no replies?
     
  8. #8 dieselover420, Mar 8, 2010
    oh shit lol lmao
     
  9. #9 hyperman, Mar 8, 2010
    well... it really isnt as funny sober :confused_2:
     
  10. #10 RobertHope, Mar 8, 2010
    Clap.....clap........clap...............clap clap clap clap clap:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello: LOL
     
  11. #11 Krait1, Mar 9, 2010
    thats pretty good I wonder if the OP is still around
     
  12. #12 KeeneGreen, Mar 9, 2010
    :laughing: A dead thread lives. A great joke reborn.
     

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