Do you have a pre-sex ritual?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Guest, May 12, 2011.

  1. Put my gimp suit on.
     
  2. Before I have sex I always ALWAYS must obtain an erection
     
  3. U could just let it plump in her mouth like when u cook a hot dog.
     
  4. I like to cover myself in whip cream.
     
  5. Shower, make sure my brazilian is lookin nice and clean. MAKE UP, do my hair so that it is down and wavy and put in some feathers. Cleavage v-neck tie dye shirt and skinny jeans with heals.
    Don't forget the hemp jewelry long dream catcher necklace and knit cardigan. Wanna pick up a guy that thinks I'm cool because I'm hippie-ish but not that I don't care about hygene and lookin smokin. Mmmmhmmmmm.
     
  6. Nice. Pictured that in my head.
     
  7. Psh, and you've never seen me irl.
     
  8. #48 earlycyler, May 13, 2011
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    Actually the jeans and heals part is what got me. Nice you took the compliment though.
     
  9. I go for a 5 mile run.


    Haha jk virgin here
     
  10. Lol sorry. Thank you.
     

  11. Turrible. Take a lap
     
  12. i take a poop, do a poor job of wiping, and then have her eat out my ass. it's the best.
     

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