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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by StJimmy673, Aug 13, 2010.

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  1. #1 StJimmy673, Aug 13, 2010
    Smoke while my mom is in the house without getting caught?

    My mom used to be an occasional smoker, but she would not approve of me smoking in any way, but, she's on the other side of the house and I could open my window and smoke there, I could close my door and use my fan to blow everything out of the window, but what are some things I should be cautious about?

    I'm using a home made bong if that helps at all.
     
  2. #2 cowboysaxman, Aug 13, 2010
    If Mom's a former toker it's gonna be tough,just go outside!:rolleyes::smoke:
     
  3. #3 StJimmy673, Aug 13, 2010
    I would but her bedroom window is right next to the back door, and she can hear pretty much everything in the backyard, so if I were to start coughing I'd be caught :(


    I have been able to cover up the scent of it whenever I've smoked, but then again I've had at least an hour and a half before anyone got home each time, and I've smoked outside, even though I've packed inside, and for some reason the bud smells stronger before its smoked then the area does after I've smoked so :p
     
  4. #4 ThaAAXplosion, Aug 13, 2010
  5. #5 BlazedSuperman, Aug 13, 2010
    Use a sploof and blow it out the window. turn the fan on and have it blow the air outside.
     
  6. #6 StJimmy673, Aug 13, 2010
    Next thing I gotta do is make sure shes really asleep too, because if she wakes up I'm kinda fucked :/
     
  7. #7 nascarfan, Aug 13, 2010
    I say climb through your window and smoke on the other side of the house, if it's late enough it shouldn't be a problem.

    Otherwise, open your window, smoke out the window, turn on your fan, and leave the window open to air your room out over night. Don't forget the febreeze. And if blowing out your window isn't appealing, make a sploof.
     
  8. #8 TwztedElegance, Aug 13, 2010
    hehe, gotta love these late night adventures that seem so annoying at the time
     
  9. #9 Potentcy, Aug 13, 2010
    Alright listen, I do this all the time
    1. Plug up your vents
    2. Lock door
    3. Open window
    4. Position fan blowing out the window (those big box fans work really good because you can actually stick them right in the window
    5. blow smoke into fan > out window
    6. 10-20 minutes after you finish, close window.

    if someone want to come in, just tell them you are changing. Or say you are wanking it. I said that once and my dad just walked back down the stairs ahhah.
     
  10. #10 Liqweed, Aug 13, 2010
    that^


    I smoke every day with my mom home.

    I close my door, open the window, turn on the fan, smoke my bowl, covering it with a quarter in between hits to put the cherry out, and exhale into a sploof.

    The only thing you smell afterwards is the weed on your breath, and that is it.
     
  11. #11 StJimmy673, Aug 13, 2010
    I'd climb through my window but it leads right to the driveway and I'd be smoking in front of all of my neighbors and shit, not that any of them are probly awake, but the way my one neighbors motion sensors are set up that even if something moves on my property, the light goes on on his property across the street, I'm probly just gonna wait an hour and take the advice about using a sploof and smoking out the window, if I stay inside I should be fine.
     
  12. #12 CatfishJew, Aug 13, 2010
    from my own experince, the burnt paper smell is harder to get rid of. what i usaully do is i'll hit a bowl with my upperchest sticking out the window, and i'll prop a fan up to suck out anything that might blow back. make sure you clear a pathway and all the lights in your room are off, stuff the vents and the crack under the door.

    if you don't have a bowl, you can always make one out of tin foil, an apple, soda can, etc. with enough creativity, almost anything can be turned into a bowl.
     
  13. #13 JonnyDP, Aug 13, 2010
    They're watching you... they always are..
     
  14. #14 whilehighifly, Aug 13, 2010

    HAHA i said that once while rolling, hes like shit sorry
     
  15. #15 The Audion, Aug 13, 2010

    thanks tonks


    good lord im torched
     
  16. #16 XjumpmanX, Aug 14, 2010
    I smoked a bowl out of my new pipe the other night no problem. With my mom right across the hall. Just put a quarter over the bowl after lighting, and blow out the window

    One tip I learned on here was have everything you need already in ur room, like food,drinks, and a movie :) That way you dont make extra noise and risk waking her up
     
  17. #17 Zacky Vengeance, Aug 18, 2010
    Be very careful man. Make a sploof and you should be fine. Worked for me.
     
  18. #18 TokeThatSmoke, Aug 18, 2010
    Haha Yeer mate know how you feel but IDC i guess im kinda lucky scince ive got a lock on the door XD

    But really all i do is go into my room put on some music and smoke some at a time so you dont have the smoke of a full session stinking round your room :p

    well hope this kinda helps :p :smoking:
     
  19. #19 wizkhalifa1, Aug 18, 2010
    Hahahahah
    You: "Dad, IM FUCKING JACKING OFF!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!"
    Dad: (Soft Voice) Ok son (Walks away)
     
  20. #20 Madmike420, Aug 18, 2010
    Don't smoke in your parents house, show some respect!
     
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