Do you feel like a 'real' woman :)

Only a New York man can make you feel like a woman. .

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The
turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing
was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she
stood up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wailed.


Then she yelled, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there was silence. Everyone had forgotten his or her own
peril. Eyes riveted, they all stared at the desperate woman in the front
of the plane. Then a man from New York stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
across his chest. She gasped...


He said, "Iron this Bitch, and then get me a beer."

 

* btw sorry about the above ladies.

If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:

 

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!