Do you ever wonder who masturbates while thinking of you?

Yep












Spoiler: probably no one

 

I can only think of one person....

 

I don't. Nobody does.

And personally I perfer to masturbating to porn on the internet so I don't have to think of anyone.

 

I masturbate to Jesus all the time.

 

why would it matter? it's not like you'll ever know lol.

 

A bunch of fine women who never got the d cuz I was been a little bitch.

 

This.

 

I remember one time a long time ago i tried to jack off to this chicks facebook pictures. I just felt so weird doing it lol, it kinda felt like she was watching me.

 

[quote name='"underahoneymoon"']

I masturbate to Jesus all the time.[/quote]

Have some respect for the religion please.

 

That is how I respect religion...

 

[quote name='"BobTheBeast"']

I masturbate to Jesus, Muhammed, and Buddah having a threesome, while sexy female monks get them all BJ's while Athena is demonstrating how to do it on Zeus.[/quote]

The real kicker, you do it while in church

 

Uh a few girls might have at some point, only one who would now is my GF

 

I'll respect religion when religion respects humanity.

Personally I like to draw a picture of Muhammad, then masturbate over it, then publish it on the internet for other people to masturbate to, then sit in the pub and wait for all of the riots to blow over.

 

Hehehe, I honestly would love if some girl came up to me and said "I been masturbating to you ever since I've first seen you, now I want the real thing" That would do more than make my day, it would make my whole year! I mean, it would suck if it was some really, REALLY unattractive women, but I have low standards so I would probably still make sweet sweet love to her

 

[quote name='"Zr-01stamg"']Uh a few girls might have at some point, only one who would now is my GF[/quote]

She doesn't either but if I was a chick I probably would, but I'm not so I've never thought about it, and don't want to because I'm sure no one does