Do not fuck with my mom...

Discussion in 'General' started by ...Spliff!, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Haha! Ok so i've been really sick the last few days and today on her way home from work my mom decided to stop at Quizino's to get me a sub. Even though she hates the prices, she was willing to get it because she knows how much I love my Mesquite Chicken Subs! She bought a 6 inch and she called me on her way home and ranted about how over priced there subs are and how she never wants to go back...

    She gets home and comes down to me lying in bed. She has a ruler in her right hand and she measures the sub. 4.5 inches. Oh you better believe she was pissed... she's on her way back to bitch at them for giving her 4.5 inches when she paid for 6. She's most likely going to get me a footlong now so im not complaining.

    Customer from hell? Probably. But I love my mommy! :p

     
  2. Lmfao, ive always wondered if theyre actually 6 inches lmao.
     
  3. LOL I would yell at them if I paid for 6 I don't settle for 4.5 :) ur lucky to have a nice mom.
     
  4. thats tight bro, i love me some quiznos and my mommy : )
     
  5. This seems like a good way to get footlongs for the price of 6 inches as I am sure most of the time the subs aren't 6 inches...
     
  6. lol she busted a ruler out, thats priceless
     
  7. I don't have a Quizno's near me, but yeah I never notice them measuring it when I go to Subway. Damn, how dumb do you have to be to not be able to eyeball the halfway mark on a sub roll?
     
  8. That's exactly what I thought! Haha! She's just that kinda person, she's always done everything for herself and she does not like to be fucked with... :p
     
  9. Ahhh, but alas, maybe the 12 inch... ain't 12 inches ;)
     
  10. She just got back with a new 6 inch, drink and bag of chips. And she got to keep the other 4.5 inch. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Im gonna buy a 6 inch and cut it down to be like 3 inches...then go get me a refund and a free sammich
     
  12. Just go in with tons of crumbs on your face, but try to be super serious about it
     
  13. The funny thing is really the employees can't say anything. If you complain you'll usually get what you want. I have a friend who works at McDonalds (yeah I know haha) and he told me that if you drop your burger or say something is wrong with it they have to get you a new one. No if's ands or buts.
     
  14. rofl thats awesome
     
  15. Ohhhhh dude that was your mom that was in here?!?!?!
     
  16. AHAH i can see her going in and being like you promised a full 6 inches but only gave 4.5...hahhaha i would be cracking up,(sexual refrence btw...)hope someone got it...

    seriously though ur mom sounds awesome.
     
  17. hahaha.......i could see that shit in booty call 2 or somthin lol
     
  18. :( its never 12 inches, when they say its 12inches ;)


    but dude your mom sounds cool...thats hilarious though i dont believe she measured it hahahaha i feel sorry for any man she gets with who gives her his penis measurements coz she'll bust out a ruler n be like BAM! hahaha...woops sorry this is your mom we're talkin about :eek:
     
  19. haha thats so awesome, i really always wondered if they were 6-inches exactly.
     
  20. cot damn. your mom actually took the ruler out. LMAO. She took it out last night too, but ut measured out to 8 inches, she didn't seem to mind.




    j/k
     

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