Disturbing Stuff Found in Yard

fuck!!! men

 

You think thats disturbing? then you need ta come on down to the cellar
ya like popsicles?

 

I went into the cellar for some popsicles once.

 

um in the woods I found a hobo's mattress under a tree on a hill, tupuware containers with piss and shit in them, a weird orange liquid in a different tupuware container, his shoes and some rags. Was weird.

I saw a few raccons gang raping a female raccon in my yard.. No lie. We scared 'em off tho

 

Ha Herbert

 

so some guy was shitting himself in little girls panties while looking at chick with dicks porn?!?!?!? kinda like






goooooodbyeeeeeeee hoooooorrrrrrrrrsssssseeeeeessss

 

I never want to see that picture again.

 

Nothin cool.

Found 4 bucks once.
Bought me a blunt and a redbull

 

Thanks for my new siggy

 

on an outlot sorta a private lake access for those who live near the lake but not on it, i found this haggard ass knife. it was a rusty blade wedged into a stick with thread wrapped around it to hold it in, went back either later that day or another day, with my bro and on of his friends, and there was a fucking meat cleaver stuck into a stump.
rusty serial killer looking thing. my bro and his friend were lookin around the fire so i picked it up, held it over my head and started running at them screaming bloody murder. chased them back to my house screaming, and may have shat himself. i was like 8 at the time so i never thought of the cleaver being out there creepy just random.

 

i wouldnt call this disturbing, but. . .It was the day after new years eve and im chillin eating some captain crunch. like 30 seconds later some drunk guy fucking smashes the speed limit sigh right in front of my yard. Ok, accident no biggie i am thinking, than 5 seconds later the guy pulls out with half his car and a speed limit sigh in my yard, i called the police, because the fuck could have hit my house. he was like 10-15 feet away. they pick em up, turns out the fuck was drunk and high on crack. my parents didn't press charges because we don't care about our lawn. I was just like wat the whole time.

 

There's a mattress downtown where I went to highschool in woods by train tracks where kids used to fuck and stuff. 40ozs condoms and god knows what everywhere

 

Thanks for the new sig as well. That was fuckin hilarious. I was laughing until tears were coming out of my eyes.

 

Honestly, if I found little girl panties in my yard, porno or no porno,
I would have reported it...
It could have been a kidnapped girl that "lost" those, and cases can be really hard to prove with no evidence--

that's fucking grosssss. i bet that mattress is so moldy/crab infested that anyone who touches it catches some sort of disease.

i can see guys being down to fuck on some old rotting outdoor mattress that was obviously too gross to sell in the first place so it got dumped... but FEMALIENS?!

I really thought we as a species were cleaner than that.

 

Flowerchild, your right about that 100%, But Mark, thats what I would have done lol

 

That's sick.

 

wow.......