Discretion

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Righteous Fury, Nov 15, 2009.

  1. So here's my little diddy GC...

    My friend Joe calls me up and asks if I wanna' hang out with some friends, so I'm all for it and he says hes coming to pick me up. I walk into my front room and stand by the window waiting for Joe's car to pull up, when my mom asks my dad if his Football picks were all right this week, and my dad says "Well I haven't been very lucky, even on my lucky day." (He was born on Friday the 13th) so my mom says all 'mom-sexualish' (cringed while typing this) "Well maybe you'll get lucky tonight big boy"
    ...
    ...
    JESUS CHRIST MOM, I'M STANDING RIGHT FUCKING HERE!
    So I'm all wide-eyed staring out my window not making a sound, and I swear to you GC there was atleast three weeks worth of akward silence packed into this two and a half minutes. My friend Joe's car pulls up and I haul ass out the door well my mom actually says "Don't come home too soon!"

    I get to Joe's house and I'm all depressed and scared (damn, I didn't know how to feel) and Joe offers me a hit, and I take it, rip it, pass it, and immediatly need somthing stronger. After some Grey Goose, and alotta' Sour Diesel I'm getting a ride back to my house.

    I walk in the front door and my mom and dad get up off the couch, and tell me their going to bed... Then I connect 1 and 1 and run downstairs and shut my door. At this point I'm just sitting upright on my bed staring at my wall, when I hear the faintest squeek of a spring mattress. (PANIC) I run over to my stereo system, turn on my new Wolfmother CD, turn it up to its max volume and just blast 10,00 feet (best song on CD IMO).

    At this point the house is blasting with music and shit is shaking off my shelfs, My hands are over my ears and I'm yelling "LA LA LA LA LA" (I shit you not). anyways the song ends and my phone is ringing, at this point I could only hear my phone so I pause the CD and answer it, Its my neighbor (a good friend) complaning about the noise, and I just say "Dude, deal with it for another 10 minutes". So after that I hear no noise, I lay in my bed the whole night staring at the ceiling.

    This was just so weird 'cause I've never thought about my parents love-life, and my mom has never said anything like this before.

    TL;DR: Wild sex animal parents scared me shit-less.
     
  2. Sounds like you're overreacting. Damn.
     
  3. no way dude, your parents had sex?






    wait, how were you born again? come on dude :rolleyes:
     
  4. Oh fucking no, your parents have a sex life!!!!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO

    whenever my mum trys to have sex, i burst in her room and scream.
     
  5. Probably am, but after 19 years of not hearing a single thing like this, I was not prepared (weed probably didn't help).
     
  6. I don't care if my parents talk about fucking right in front of me. Be mature about it.
     
  7. oh grow the fuck up.
     
  8. Well I assumed a cloud made me, and the stork delivered me to my parents gently cradled in a white silk cloth.
     
  9. ur parents fuck, thats why you are here. dont act like it dont happen...even though its hard lol
     
  10. This.
     
  11. Unrelated topic, but I noticed you play WoW. Nice.
     
  12. thursday my mom was down in the cities and my sister was at a friends so its just me and my dad at home. i went upstairs to grab some food. right across from the basement door is the study where the family computer is. my dad is on it, i glanced at what he was doing hes usually watching some kinda show. then i take a second look, he was watching porn. i kept in my laughter til i went back downstairs and almost shat myself holding it in.
     
  13. one time i was on the phone with my girlfriend late at night when i started to hear my parents having sex.. do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a normal conversation while hearing that? it sucked bad.
     

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