well me and my close friend at the time where chillen at his place we where only 13 at the time well he asked his sister for a joint and she gave us a scimpy hash joint at the time it was enough we where beginners. We walk down from his house to a car park where we jumped the fence on the other side of the car park into these bushes we had made a capm in, we spark it up and pass it round. We get a bit high then we procede back to his house just up the road we get in we walk into the front room and we both sit down for a bit. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN THE GORE TURN BACK NOW TO THE FAINT HEARTED. this is a 100% true story that happend to me myself. Ok i walk to the other side of the room to grab an ash tray and i see his dog sitting on the arm chair , you guys know where this is going i stroke his dog whilst walking past and it jump at me and bites my face and take a huge chunk out of my lip and face. OK so theres blood puring everywhere i turn around look in the mirror and i can see my gum through my lip and fat and flesh and oooooo so his sister call an ambulance as i wait in the kithen with my buddy who is in tears and i was kinda laughing it was the shock i think. so the ambulance arrives and they take me away and i get to the local hospital and they say they cant deal with wounds like this that made me feel just great there where no choppers aviliable so we had to go by car they said if you wait 4 hours here we can get you a lift to the pourtsmouth hospital and i was like so i get a lift of someone else i obliosly have a bandage over it by now. so we get there i get admitted ammediatly and long story short i get 70 stiches get some trippy surgery and all of that i stayed 2 nights and then left. I then get a viset from the police saying blahaha blah would you like to sue them and get the dog killed i said hell no i didn't want the dog put down and i didn't sue them , the dog is stil alive today which is great the dog was ill and had never done anything like that before. Cheers if you read the whole thing i hope you like it. i undestand i will get some DUDDEE YOU SHOLDA SUED THERE ASSES and you shouldve put that thing down man but he was a good mate. oh and the scar is looking alright i will try to post a pic now im 19 and look back on it it's almost funny haha.
stiches on the oustside dissoviable stiches inside my lip and stiches on the actuel other side if that makes any sence, i will try to get pictures up soon the dog was fairly big i think it was a german shepard cross spanyal
ouch man. ouch. the ultimate irony is that when i was little i got bit by a dog named molly brown and my name is molly :0. i hated that fucking dog and threw a small celebration party when they put her down i know thats mean but theres only enough room for one molly on the block!
Rep for not taking action against your friend's family (including the dog lol) Did the hospital crew know that you were high at the time?
That sounds expensive 2 days in the hospital, I assume you must have had insurance as thats a hell of a bill. .
[quote name='Mr. Mojorising']That sounds expensive 2 days in the hospital, I assume you must have had insurance as thats a hell of a bill. thats the only good thing about the uk , free hospital treatment nope they didn't no i was high i was scared they where going to blood test me and tell my parents
Several issues with your story. No way in hell are they gonna discharge you and let you drive to another hospital if your injured enough they'd fly you via medivec. Also, I'm not even sure if 70 stitches fit on a face... We'll believe you when we see picks.
helicopters where univaliable car was a 4 hour wait my parents drove me i will get pics i allso have pics of it when it actuely happend like when i was in hospital with the open wound i need to find my camara charger so i can upload them
soooo you took pics in the hospital, and didn't upload them to your compute over the last 6 years? They would have called a rig to transport you before they discharged you. Don't mean to be accusing you of trolling, just I volunteer in an ER and I've never seen something like that happen, if it did, sounds like the ER docs f*d up.
You still have photos from when your where 13 on your camera? and you are 19 now? thats like six years man! haahhahaha Edit: dang the guy above me sniped my idea
i got a new camara in compansation they gave me like a 100 pound for not getting them and there dog fucked so i still have the camara somewhere, yeh the docs bandeged it up and stuff gave me some painkillers like strong ones the othere hostpital wasn't far away at all
i wanna see those damn pictures good for you dude that you didnt sue/ have the dog put down. i hate assholes like that.... poor pups.