dirty oinkies and my close munchie escape

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Smoken Souljah, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. alright, it all started with a bowl out of my 2 foot glass bong..... and then a 2nd bowl capped out with a lot of keif. i look at the clock.... 10:54.... stop and shop closes at 11 pm sharp.... ive got 6 minutes.... the race is on!

    10:55, as i step into my car, im thinking, wow, its fucking cold, as its like 7 degrees out.... i hop into my car and pull out.... will i make it?.... is it worth it? these are the thoughts bouncing around my head...... should i just go to 7/11? i know its open..... or that 24 hour gas station in the town over.... no! stop and shop is so close.... and i think i can make the 11 pm deadline!

    10:58- i arrive at stop and shop, proceed to grab 2 brownies, a lunchables, a coke, and some swedish fish.....

    11:01- check out of stop and shop with my munchies, barley made it to the registers as they announce the store is closed on the loudspeakers

    11:03- i pull out onto the road, the speed limit here is 30, nobody is on the road, its like 11 and my town is dead around then.... im on the street and i start speeding, goin 45, ive been smoking 2-3 joints in my car at various points throughout the day, so my car... REEKS....

    11:04- i check my rearveiw mirror, a lone car pulls out about 200 yards behind me.... flashes the headlights.... i immeidetly think "oh fuck, cops".... so i slow it down to 30 right away, the speed limit... i know notice i didnt put my seatbelt on after leaving stop and shop.... SHIT.... i pull up to the intersection... and i thought i was safe for a second...

    11:05- po po rolls up..... sits his car directly next to me at the intersection and just stares at me..... i still dont have my seatbelt on, he coulda caught me goin 45 earlier in the 30 zone.... and he just stares at me... he's talking on a cell phone by the way.... which, is illegal while driving i might add, and then flips on his sirens.... at this point im thinking well fuck..... but guess what?! he just looks at me... and floors it past the red light we're at..... and then immidetly turns his sirens off as he gets past the red light.... what a bitch! he couldn't even wait out the red light, he's gotta be abusin his power like that! to get out of waiting at the red stop lights!
     
  2. i live in a rural area...i see bullshit like that at least once a week...i've called sheriff's on local cops, doubt they care, but at least it gets logged so if it's a big problem with one dude they can nail 'em
     

  3. your a dick
     

  4. hahaha, id have to side with eldude-arino, because they bust us for weed, but most of the time i turn my head and look at the birds.
     
  5. hey dude, where abouts Mass are you?
     
  6. How is that being a dick? Cops can break laws too you know. Theyre humans just like the rest of us. I know the cops around here just LOVE to fuck with teenagers and expecialy me for some reason. They never pull over the kid with a kilo in his trunk, nooooooo, they harrassing me by tail gating me all the way to their town limit. Then the worst part is, a cop from the other town is waiting right there to follow me wherever im going.

    OHH yeah and then they pull me over on RUMORS that i have marijuana in the car. He actually said that to me and i laughed in his face. I said, "Hey buddy, i cant fucking controle what people say about me!! Search my car all you want. Now if you dont mind, im on my way to probation classes, ok?"

    happend at least 10 times, no shittin
     
  7. i've had cops light me up on the freeway just so i pull over and they can get ahead of me since the other lane is blocked. . . fuckers
     
  8. All respect for tokinmartian is gone :(

    i mean, cops pull us over for runnin red lights, when we think no one is around at all. he does it with traffic behind him. bullshit. fuck the police
     
  9. :smoking::p
     
  10. I would only see reason to report them for smoking weed if they stole your weed and were smoking that. But if they payed for theres like the rest of us, let them be.
     
  11. if i saw a cop smoking...i wouldnt call it in lol no one said that....but i personally have no respect for the cops around here...there all miserable pricks who need to find the smallest shit to get anyone but wont show up to a murder for over a half hour...

    On the flip side....ive had about 2-3 situations with cops that they were very cool lol but still dont like em :smoking::cool:
     

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