Mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her youngest daughter walks in... Daughter: Mommy where do babies come from? Mom: well dear. When mommy and daddy fall in love and then get married. One night they go into their room. They kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. Daughter: oh I see, but the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, Dear. Jewelry.