dirty but funny.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by growguy, Jan 30, 2001.

  1. Mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her youngest daughter walks in...

    Daughter: Mommy where do babies come from?

    Mom: well dear. When mommy and daddy fall in love and then get married. One night they go into their room. They kiss and hug and have sex.

    (The daughter looks puzzled.)

    That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey.

    Daughter: oh I see, but the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

    Mom: Jewelry, Dear. Jewelry.
  2. LOL, this is old, but very funny :D
  3. ahahahah
    how true roflmao
  5. > One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
    > > > > her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
    > > > > replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The
    > > > > little girl explained, "Well...OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all
    > > > > of their
    > > > clothes,
    > > > > and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in
    > > > > her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
    > > > > babies." Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye
    > > > > and said... "Oh, Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get
    > > > > babies. That's how you get jewelry."

    thanks stony jo
  6. LMAO......i like it.....lol....Peace out......Sid

  7. Funny but true. By the way, What does ROTFLMAO mean? Im not up on all that stuff.
  8. rolling on the floor laughing my ass off........Peace out........Sid
  9. heh heh those belong to the family

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