Girl in OP pic isn't even hot. Put a bag over her head and you're good. Or just throw those shit pebbles at her.
my ex puked on my dick while giving me road head. it smelled fucking vile. luckily i was right by her house, driving her home, so i dropped her off real quick and told her it was okay so she wouldn't feel as embarrassed. then a cop followed me home for 20 minutes while my pants were to the pedal and my genitals were covered in vomit i took a very long shower that night
Gaped my ex. Dirty part was the smell. Luckily I never smelt it again, or I'd die. Loved her ass though; inside n out Always will. But you watch too much porn, and you start to neglect the reality of things.
You don't get the full sensory experience from porn, only visual, sound and the feeling of your genitalia rubbing on X.
[quote name='"KushMastaFlex"']Is it weird If I feel like masturbating right now...[/quote] All depends, right or left hand?
I almost licked a dudes butthole. Like... I got so close and then I was like, nope. Can't do it. Just the thought.... The idea that it would even cross my mind is off putting now.
banged a lot of bitches while they were on their period. had bad luck with that crap. Like 6 girls that i fucked, when we fucked the first time, they were on the rag. Like really? fucking AGAIN??!!?!?!? But its all good. I'll fuck a chick on a rag no problem. Now sticking my dick and fingers in a girls asshole? NOt a big fan. I don't like the smell of shit on my finger/dick just the whole idea is not very appealing to me. I still do it occasionally cause my girl likes it, but i'm just not a fan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? erugghhhhh thats one nasty hoe i dont think i need to say anything lol
When I was in college, over thanksgiving break my parents were away visiting my relatives in Boston and only my brother and I were home. I went to see a movie that night and when I came back no one was home but as soon as I walked in the house a horrid, foul ,stench that I can only describe as a mix of between butyric acid and rotten eggs. It filled the air and I gagged and nearly threw up. I opened the door to our rec-room in the basement and it was literally covered 3 inches deep in excrement. My brother had his girlfriend over while I was out and they had sex in the rec-room; when they finished he flushed his condom down the toilet in the bathroom down there (which my father said to not use before he left) and it clogged the toilet up. The septic tank had enough pressure combined with the malfunctioning toilet, that it lifted the toilet up enough from the floor and unloaded 1/3 of its contents all over our rec-room. I had to go down there to turn off the water and wade through 3 inches of poop. The sight combined with the smell coupled with the reality of what was occurring was more than my mind could process and handle so I vomited multiple times; I figured I'm already up to my ankles in shit anyway. The house still smelled awful 3 months later, and my dad considered throwing my brother out of the house. Worst experience of my life...