Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by since93, Oct 2, 2010.

  1. A not-too-bright guy finally is able to save for the massive dirtbike he has wanted for the last 5 years of life and rides the fuck out of it all day...night falls and he says "i wanna see what this baby can do on the highway" so once on the road, hits full throttle, whizzing past cars, darting in and out of tight pockets until he notices a set of headlights bearing down from the opposite side of the road...all revved up, he thinks "let me drive right between them and scare the bejesus out of these suckers" and, predictably slams into the front of the oncoming vehicle.....he is lucky, and is told so by all his relieved relatives and friends in the hospital room when he awakens, but when he is asked "what happened?", he says "aw man, dont even get me started...i wanted to drive between these two bikes but the one in the middle didnt have his lights turned on!"

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