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DirtBag Revenge

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. #1 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011
    long story short this person owes me 100 dollars, i don't want to do the normal shit like jumping him or screwing with his car, i want to mentally mess with him, make it out to be like someone is watching him at night outside of his house, make it seem like he has a stalker. just get him paranoid as fuck. do you guys have any ideas on what i could do?
     
  2. #2 INeeedMoney, Nov 18, 2011
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    well of course you should start out light, then do more stuff that is more noticable. a start would be tapping on his window at night :devious: .. then from there you just slowly get more drastic.

    somewhere along the line when he is home alone you can call the house phone with *67 and hang up when he answers or just breathe heavily then hang up..mmuhahah. you dont want him to get sketched out and call the cops tho...
     
  3. #3 mushroomsatsuji, Nov 18, 2011
    Grow up?
     
  4. #4 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011
    yea, just weird stuff that would stop him form sleeping at night
     
  5. #5 INeeedMoney, Nov 18, 2011
    he'll grow up when the guy pays him back his money.

    wait, he know he owes you money though right? don't wanna start shit if it's just a misunderstanding...
     
  6. #6 Ratio, Nov 18, 2011
    ineedmoney has good ideas just be very stealthy about it or pay someone you trust to help you out
     
  7. #7 Phisherman, Nov 18, 2011
    [quote name='"mushroomsatsuji"']Grow up?[/quote]

    Oh never any fun with you and then i expect ill get a neg rep threat. Anyways, do small, simple things first. Perhaps put a creepy stuffed animal on his car one night. Escalate it but then stop if cops get involved
     
  8. #8 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011
    this person straight up owes me 100 big ones, no misunderstanding. im pretty sure i could kiss that money good bye so now im just looking at a way to screw with him
     
  9. #9 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011
    the stuffed animal is a good idea, or like leaving a note that says i watch you through your window inside of his car if he leaves it unlocked
     
  10. #10 Phisherman, Nov 18, 2011
    [quote name='"FidelCashFlow"']the stuffed animal is a good idea, or like leaving a note that says i watch you through your window inside of his car if he leaves it unlocked[/quote]

    Nah, keep it discreet. Let him put it together himself. If you say im watching you he might be like "hahaha probably a joke". If possible make him think you can get him anywhere at any time
     
  11. #11 GodGaveUsWeed, Nov 18, 2011
    Knock over his trash cans, leave a note in his car, tap on his window, call his fone and then hang up, shine a laser light through his window(that shit would freak me the fuck out)
     
  12. #12 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011
    that laser pointer idea is good lol, i would shit my pants if i saw a laser pointer in my room
     
  13. #13 Madian, Nov 18, 2011
    Give me his address ill poop on his windshield.
     
  14. #14 JassyD, Nov 18, 2011
    Over 100 dollars? You would be better off hitting him with a bat and calling it a day.


    Either way though. I suggest you just keep adding him on facebook. Under different aliases. And sending him shit that only you would know about. And like take pictures of him going into places. And make him think there is some kinda weird conspiracy shit going on that circles around him. Like scary fucking phsyco murderer crazy bitch shit.

    Then when he least expect it. Rob him for your money.
     
  15. #15 Phisherman, Nov 18, 2011
    [quote name='"FidelCashFlow"']that laser pointer idea is good lol, i would shit my pants if i saw a laser pointer in my room[/quote]

    Haha i do that to peoples houses all the time anyways
     
  16. #16 FidelCashFlow, Nov 18, 2011

    hahaaha even though you'd rather just hit him with a bat you thought of some good ideas.
     
  17. #17 JassyD, Nov 18, 2011
    My cousins, best friends, sisters, cousins, little bro cartman chopped up this kids parents and cooked them into chili. Then he made the kid eat the chili. Over 26 dollars.


    And my homie Big Worm smoked a fool... for 50 bucks.


    Just in case you need some more ideas.
     
  18. #18 sk8rsian, Nov 18, 2011
    [quote name='"JassyD"']Over 100 dollars? You would be better off hitting him with a bat and calling it a day.

    Either way though. I suggest you just keep adding him on facebook. Under different aliases. And sending him shit that only you would know about. And like take pictures of him going into places. And make him think there is some kinda weird conspiracy shit going on that circles around him. Like scary fucking phsyco murderer crazy bitch shit.

    Then when he least expect it. Rob him for your money.[/quote]

    Hahaha that's a hilarious idea! Be careful if you do anything over the internet though. If the cops get involved they can trace your IP address
     
  19. #19 mushroomsatsuji, Nov 18, 2011
    Am I the only one that thinks you're over reacting?
     
  20. #20 Stuart Pot, Nov 18, 2011

    yes :smoke:
     
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