Differences of Dank/Mids/Regs/Shwag

I've read a lot of people are confused on different terms so I'd figure I'd help spread the knowledge.

Marijuana grades

F - D+ (Shwag) - The shittiest weed you can buy. Usually in the form of brown shake with lots of seeds and stems. It's stale and smells like poo. Produces a groggy, tired, cloud-headed high. If you only take a couple hits you'll feel a buzz but if you smoke multiple bowls you'll end up with a bad headache (at least I do). Experienced users with a tolerance will often feel nothing from shwag while novice smokers with no tolerance will get fucked up off it. Also, often new smokers will buy shwag their first time buying weed and not know that the weed they're getting is shit (me at one time). Plus you don't know what to expect your first time so even if you're smoking shwag, you'll still be fried. Bottom line is no one should have to smoke shwag, everyone should have a better option even if it means getting some half decent regs.

C- to C+ (Regs) - A step up from shwag because regs, unlike shwag, comes in nug form. Except the nugs are usually just compressed leaves/buds together to make it look like a nug. You'll find some frosty buds but there's still gonna be a lot of seeds/stems. Regs are usually dark green with a tint of brown. You will get a similar heavy, tired 'indica' high as with shwag. If you smoke regs early in the day usually you'll feel burnt out after a couple hours and that feeling drags throughout the day.

B- to B+ (Mids) - Better weed than regs but not quite as good as Dank. In a way, mids are "Dank regs" or "Shwaggy dank" (whichever you prefer) because they fall right in the middle (hence the name mids). Mids are often light green buds in nug form with some seeds/stems. Mids are noticeably greener than regs and smell fresher too. The main difference between dank and mids is that mids are grown for profit so they aren't cured properly. This makes a huge difference in the potency of the buds. Mids will produce both an indica and sativa high and will not leave you feeling as burned out from regs. Mids are a good option to smoke if you want to conserve $ because they cost around the same as regs.

A- to A+ (Dank) - True medical marijuana. Practically seedless bud with frosty, crystally ass nugs. Can smell from anything from fruity to citrusy to skunky depending on the strain. But one things for sure, when you take a whiff of it - you know it's some chron. There are hundreds of different dank strains that are grown with care and cured for maximum potency. A good sativa strain will give you a high that is better than any high you could get from mids no matter how much you smoked. A good sativa will make you feel great without slowing you down. It produces a clear, cerebral high that many would claim even makes them smarter (solve personal problems, freestyling, introspection). A good indica strain will have you couchlocked but much better than mids or regs could. When you smoke regs you'll probably get a body buzz, but when you smoke a pure indica you'll be stoned. It feels like you're wearing a lead x-ray jacket like at the dentist. All your muscles relax and it's one of the best feelings in the world which is why indica is used for pain, medically. Another way of explaining is (if you're a guy) the feeling right after you jack off where your whole body feels really good for a few seconds. It's like that but lasts the whole high.


There ya have it, the different grades of marijuana. Hopefully this will save someone from getting ripped off on their sack. Hope you enjoyed

 

true, that's why i recommend sativa during the day and indica @ night