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didn't think this would ever happen to me

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Chillumss, Mar 8, 2011.

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  1. #1 Chillumss, Mar 8, 2011
    just got done smoking a bowl topped with kief. I went and loaded another bowl about 20 minutes later. It was all packed now. I always have a pocket knife with me to scrape the kief tray with. So, i go back into my attic and go to light it... i hovered the bowl with my pocket knife, this cant light a bowl. Then i go back out again to get my green lighter. Now, i proceed to smoke the herb
     
  2. #2 DrJellydude, Mar 8, 2011

    Wait. What?
     
  3. #3 kush krazy, Mar 8, 2011
    Cool story bro
     
  4. #4 ShimmyDylan23, Mar 8, 2011
    I thought people were lying to me when they said knifes couldn't light bowls. I tried it, and well...
     
  5. #5 AZBLAZER420, Mar 8, 2011
    im confused.....
     
  6. #6 bonghits14, Mar 8, 2011
    I never thought that would happen to you!
     
  7. #7 DrJellydude, Mar 8, 2011
    Oh. You tried to light a bowl with your knife. Fuck that was confusing as shit.
     
  8. #8 DToker420, Mar 8, 2011
    Funny story man, I've tried to light mine with a coke can. Realized after 2 tries that a coke can is not a lighter.
     
  9. #9 RoosterX, Mar 8, 2011
    And that is why this is posted in the Apprentice Tokers section. Once you are a seasoned toker, you know the knife will not light the bowl.
     
  10. #10 DrJellydude, Mar 8, 2011

    Or maybe he was just high as shit.
     
  11. #11 Dopethrone420, Mar 8, 2011
    I've tried lighting a lighter with a bubbler before:smoke:
     
  12. #12 lazytoker, Mar 8, 2011
    at least you didn't stick the lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your pipe. yes, it's happened to me.

    edit: damn person above me. but it happens doesnt it haha!
     
  13. #13 Dopethrone420, Mar 8, 2011

    Yeah, especially after a few bowls lol
     
  14. #14 TheKurupted, Mar 8, 2011
    Hahahahahaha
     
  15. #15 ElectricWarrior, Mar 8, 2011
    ive tried to ignite my lighter with my piece several times. always good for a laugh
     
  16. #16 Sizzlechest, Mar 8, 2011

    Beautiful, it's like stoner poetry!
     
  17. #17 RedMagic, Mar 8, 2011
    That confused the fuck outta me, but I get it. Shit's happened to me before, I recall just Friday I ended up trying to light a blunt with my phone. :smoke:
     
  18. #18 Numberjumbo, Mar 8, 2011
    This one time smoking from a can, I had the can the wrong way around and was trying to smoke it haha. Was wondering for about 20 seconds why the fuck it wasn't working until someone told me.
     
  19. #19 sktnrulezoo9, Mar 8, 2011
    No shit? Really? Wow....i never could of guessed that would be the reason he posted here..
     
  20. #20 DrJellydude, Mar 8, 2011

    Never. Smoke. From. Cans. Fuck, that shit is so bad for you man, if you need something, go buy a pack of papers, they are dirt cheap and will spare your health so much. For srs. All that pain and aluminum and sealant and shit with screw you over.
     
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