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Did you ever do something extremely embarrassing because you were high?

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by HighAsPhuck, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. #1 HighAsPhuck, Jul 26, 2013
    Perhaps you dropped the bowl of Thanksgiving of mash potatoes, and your family just stared at you with a puzzled 'wtf' look, and you stared at them with a 'oh phuck I'm clearly stoned, have all this negative attention, and I'm so phucking high..'
     
    You fell onto a girl and her tits smacked your face and her nipple fell into your mouth.
     
    You knock over your huge bong (which your parents would kill you if they even thought you knew of weed) and  the glass pieces just go all over the floor in your room, and you're just like, "PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" and your mom knocks on the door, saying, "What was that? Open your door. Then your dad comes over and says, "OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR YOU PHUCKING BASTARD I KNOW YOU'RE SMOKING THE DEVIL'S WEED"  And you're thinking, at least I'm so high right now.
     
    I wonder if any of those hypothetical situations have happened to anyone.  Can you confirm?
     
     

     
  2. #2 friendlyst0ner, Jul 26, 2013
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    Yes. My dad wanted my friend and I to go to walgreens it was late at night and were like noo because were to baked. He started yelling and we said fuck it and went. Mean while we just got done hitting a few bowls so were pretty baked haha, but we went into walgreens and right before i walk in i step in grass full of dog shit (i didnt know) untill it smelled like skunk in the ile and these ladies were looking at me weird as if i was dirtty, i found out and and we both just started dying in the ile it was too funny, the workers were looking at us weird they see me have dog shit on my shoes and our eyes are red like the devils dick.  :smoking:
     
  3. #3 SiriusWolff, Jul 26, 2013
    I've said some really off color things while baked to friends family. I always get the "he really just said that??" look.
     
  4. #4 Funk-D, Jul 26, 2013
    I do embarrassing shit all the time, but I'm very rarely embarrassed.
     
  5. #5 StoneLayer, Jul 27, 2013
    Took the keys out of the ignition while driving.... :confused_2:
     
  6. #6 HighAsPhuck, Jul 27, 2013
    hahahahaha.  I remember looking for my keys............while I was driving.......
     
  7. #7 Rosenrot1989, Jul 27, 2013
    I have a friend who becomes super paranoid, I have another who turns completely gay (to the point where he'll be trying to touch you sexually) and another who turns emo and avoids people.
     
  8. #8 bmg, Jul 27, 2013
    This memory bothers me to this day, and I'm not even positive it happened but one day in high school I just went to my first perio stoned and my seat was next to this girl I would fool around with. Anyways I can't remember whether or not I tried to grab her waist to do who knows what. And I sat right in the front and I heard someone call me "cochino" or in English, "dirty." But yeah I asked her after school if I did but she said I didn't but I don't know to be honest.

     

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