ok so last night my car was pretty low on gas, n these girls called me to come chill n drink with them (cmon, drunk hot girls man!) so i was like \"sure\" n when i got outta my car my cigarettes dropped on the ground, n then i realized i couldnt find my cell phone so i thought i left it at my house. i didnt ehar anythin hit the ground other than my cigs (plastic box), so i went n chilled with them, then left around 4a.m.. so i get home n i\'m like \"fuck, i still cant find my cell phone\" n i realize that it had to have fallen under my car, so i had to drive the whole way back thinkin what if i ran my phone over.. and i get there its fine end of part one to lead up to the most retarded ass shit i\'ve ever done.... so i wakeup, n i go out to get gas n then go about my day. i go to the gas station, go inside, get 10 bucks of gas, n my phone rings as i\'m walkin out of the gas station.. i start talkin, n i totally forget to pump my gas n i just drive off then about 100 feet later, my car runs out of gas in the middle of the highway, n theres all these fuckin cars behind me pissed the fuck off n i\'m like \"go the fuck around my shits broke\" n it takes forever for them to figure it the fuck out and go around me so finally i get a lil clearance, n i drift my car backwards n coast off onto a side street. run to the gas station, tell the guy how stupid i am and what happened, n he\'s like \"well u\'ll have to buy a gas can\" so i go get the littlest one there is just to get some gas in my car, the shit cost 10.99, FUCK THAT. so i run back to my car, n call my neighbor to come bring me a gas can.. then a cop shows up, but he didnt give me a hard time he was cool about it, just sittin behind me with the lights on supervising the situation.. neighbor gets there, i go get my prepurchased 15 minutes ago 10 dollars of gas, n i\'m on my way god was that fucking retarded, i literally punched myself in the face when my car stalled out, cuz it stalled out the very fuckin second i think \"i didnt pump my gas\" so it was one of those perfectly synchronized fucked situations
oh man that\'s funny!! I\'ve driven off with the pump still in the car but I\'ve never forgotten to get my gas! haha..
haha i am forgetful, i always have to come back in my house to get shit i forgot inside after goin out to my car to leave, but that was just totally ridiculous
I did this once, went in and prepaid then got in my car and started to drive off.. luckily i got about 20 feet before I realized I fucked up and I went back to the same pump which still had my $20 credit
lmfao... Yea, I\'ve been in the car with my boy when we ran out of gas just literally about 200 feet away from where we started to go to the gas station lol...
