Two elderly women, Mildred and Ethyl, were having breakfast at a restraunt one morning. Mildred noticed something strange in Ethyl's ear. She asked "Ethyl, is that a suppository in your ear?" Ethyl asked,"what did you say?" Mildred repeated, "I asked is that a suppository in your ear!!??" Ethyl reached up to her ear, pulled out a suppository, looked at it a moment, then said, "Well, I guess I know where my hearing aid is now!!!!" : :