Help. I'm new to buying from the dispensary, and this wild flower of a bud has me beefuddled. It cost me $11 for a gram, and the bud tender was a dude. What the fuck? It's supposed to be a big tittied bimbo in a bikini behind the counter, so strike one. Upon closer inspection, the bud appears to be laced with bee shit. Dafuq, over? Strike two. When I read the little label they stick on the foil packet they give you the weed in, I see that you now cannot drive a motor vehicle if influenced by the herb. Strike three! I need to get my forklift groove on when I'm lit... So, did I get ripped off? $11 for a gram of this super dank pot? I want a lawyer.