Did God help me pass my pee test?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mwtokin', May 11, 2011.

  1. #1 mwtokin', May 11, 2011
    As I walked in the bathroom, cup in my hand
    I did not fear, for god had the plan
    Without god and his precious pee
    I would be forever unemployed for eternity.

    tl;dr I somehow passed a piss test for a job and Im a heavy smoker. I think god peed in that cup, I have no clue how I dropped clean. I hear gods pee is that of 1,000 men.
     
  2. #2 93TheHitStick, May 11, 2011
    ...Why wouldn't you stop smoking if you were looking for a job? And cool story bro.
     
  3. #3 SensiNinja111, May 11, 2011
    Dude..your poem is amazing. +rep
     
  4. #4 smokeyeyes12, May 11, 2011
    a nutritious diet, with daily exercise is the key to god's piss.
     
  5. #5 mwtokin', May 11, 2011
    i usually do exercise, but i've been busy looking for a job so i've slacked off a bit.

    and I would have definitely gave myself ~5 days to get 100% clean but they needed someone ASAP. i guess im lucky.
     
  6. #6 bigdub7487, May 11, 2011
    I actually spoke to god before and yes, god did. You must have been good this year.
     
  7. #7 Royksopp, May 11, 2011
    Did you pee water? Holy?
     
  8. #8 Im Steezy, May 11, 2011
    dawg, same thing happened to me but in a different situation.
     
  9. #9 smilingslowly, May 11, 2011
    aahhhahhaha
    1st 4 poster's in this thread all have pot leaf avatars
    i don't even care what this thread was about anymore this thread in a winnner!
     
  10. #10 mwtokin', May 11, 2011

    it was god bro, hes with me wherever i go.
     
  11. #11 Floyd Pepper, May 11, 2011
    Is dubstep a skillful, challenging, and interesting genre of music?
     
  12. #12 mindgameLS2, May 11, 2011
    Actually you passed that test on your own, unless you really need some magical "being" to help you explain how you managed to pass.
     
  13. #13 -ir-mokalotapot, May 11, 2011
    cool story bro.
     
  14. #14 bigdub7487, May 11, 2011
    I always enjoy a well timed "cool story bro".
     
  15. #15 TheWizKhalifa, May 11, 2011
    if god existed, maybe.
     
  16. #16 Free SL, May 11, 2011

    Hahaha Wut?
     
  17. #17 Deleted member 288974, May 11, 2011
    NO THE ANSWER IS NO

    ...

    do i win something :3
     

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