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Did a weed pickup with my lawyer

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by SativaShark, May 12, 2011.

  1. #1 SativaShark, May 12, 2011
    Well, he isn't really my lawyer because I don't have him on retainer, except I kind of do because he's my friend. :D

    Anyway, we went out the other night and one of the stops we made was so I could get some weed from my guy. I didn't tell Lawyer Friend, but I think he might have guessed.

    After I picked up we proceeded to have a prolonged session of drinking and merriment, which I normally wouldn't do while I had weed, but since I was with a lawyer, I figured he could probably talk me out of any trouble.

    Yes, it's a cool story, bro. :cool:
     
  2. #2 NowIsB, May 12, 2011
    Lawyers cannot arrest you, and he was your friend, so whats so cool about this.
     
  3. #3 greenergrassova, May 12, 2011
    But if a cop stopped you, the lawyer would be like. No in article 29.0660.b35.55 you can ride naked on a horse while singing a song about unicorns.

    Meaning the weed would be safe.
     
  4. #4 ChucklesT, May 12, 2011
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    XD win!
     
  5. #5 B33PB33P, May 12, 2011
    Haha thats awesome I need to get me one of them
     
  6. #6 NowIsB, May 12, 2011
    Doubtful.
     
  7. #7 MobiusStrip, May 12, 2011
    You're gonna start a trend of sycophant lawyers for hire that just follow you around and get you out of trouble. There is definitely a market for this service.
     
  8. #8 SmokehTehBerr, May 12, 2011
    Haha, they would be called Legal Body Guards. That would be the day I either move to norway, Or far more likely due to funds, grab a tent and go live in the woods becouse I would of officially givin' up on this country. People are so quick to throw others in Jail, and others are so quick to sue people over the stupidist shit.
     
  9. #9 justcallmesir, May 12, 2011
    chances are a lawyer would ensure a traffic stop go much more in favor of the driver...

    the cop wouldnt be able to run his usual tactics to get you to consent to a search, etc as the lawyer knows the in's and out's of this type of shit.

    lawyer friend is a great thing to have..now i need one.
     
  10. #10 rickyi75, May 12, 2011
    Reminds me of Fear and Loathing.....
     
  11. #11 Rolling Papers, May 12, 2011
    gotta get on this . my uncle is a lawyer .
     
  12. #12 burtontoker, May 12, 2011
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    Lawyers get drunk. Alcohol is worse for you than cannabis. What's he gonna say? "wow you bought some weed thats so horrible." Considering weed is a safer drug...
     
  13. #13 Sizzlechest, May 12, 2011

    2 things:

    1. A lawyer in the car will only piss off a cop, a smart attorney would claim the 5th and shut it.
    2. What is a bus load of lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? Answer- a good start.
     
  14. #14 dbx64, May 12, 2011
    Does it make a difference that I'm my own lawyer and cop? I have consent feuds with my self and I can never win a conversation.
     

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