Why not make one out of a pocket pussy and modify it to have a bowl on the back side of it and make it so when you eat it out, you're actually inhaling smoke. Its like a real one hitter quitter! True Muff Diving... With a snorkel of course!
lol crazy homophobia in this thread I'm a straight male and comfortable with my sexuality; I'd still use a dick sploof for laughs. Chill out, blades. Also, start a kickstarter for dick sploofs. There's a market, I bet. How many teenage girls (the usual buyers of dildos) smoke weed?
Lol just to say I am still really interested in doing this I just need to have a more secure flow of money before I try it I'm currently penny pinching barely enough to get bud
Oh god what it we got like a human centipede thing going on with dick spoofs so like a line of chicks using the dildos while the girl behind he blows smoke into it. ._____. I'm sober what is wrong with me.