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Detox drinks that work? HELP!!!!!

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Mctoken, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. #1 Mctoken, Mar 22, 2012
    I need a list of names of detox drinks that have been proven to work. Me and my friend have a job interview (surprise) on friday for a new job and we both are everyday, chronic marijuana smokers hahaha. Deffinately need some help here guys!!!!
     
  2. #2 kyle944811, Mar 22, 2012
    Sorry but I don't think you have many options this quick other than getting clean piss or fake piss.
     
  3. #3 Mctoken, Mar 22, 2012

    your reading comprehension sucks!
     
  4. #4 kyle944811, Mar 22, 2012
    Listen dick you're not gonna get clean. Accept it and move on. Get fake piss or someone's clean piss. Only way you're gonna get through this. Maybe you shoulda stopped smoking for a month like all the other smart stoners who don't want to fail the test.
     
  5. #5 Ganoo, Mar 22, 2012
    [quote name='"kyle944811"']Listen dick you're not gonna get clean. Accept it and move on. Get fake piss or someone's clean piss. Only way you're gonna get through this. Maybe you shoulda stopped smoking for a month like all the other smart stoners who don't want to fail the test.[/quote]

    Is that really necessary? If you're not gonna be helpful then why reply.

    I've only ever needed it once. I bought Omni from my local vitamin world about 6 years ago. Bought the large bottle, drank it and 6 cups of water. After waiting 2hours I went and passed my piss test.

    At the time I was an extremely heavy toker, smoking a minimum of 60 hours a week. Buy a cheap test and try it out if you have the extr a cash.
     
  6. #6 AlbitheDragon, Mar 22, 2012
    Well that was unnecessary. That being said, GNC sells some detox drink that everybody always raves about. No personal experience with it, though. Good luck!
     
  7. #7 kyle944811, Mar 22, 2012
    Why risk a detox drink when you could just get clean piss. It's simpler and cheaper. And to the one who quoted me, it may not have been necessary but the OP replied to my post with hostility that I didn't imply in my original post. If I were looking for help this close to the damn drug test I'd be open to all ideas.
     
  8. #8 AlbitheDragon, Mar 22, 2012
    Fair enough. But yeah, dude. Your options are detox drinks or substituting a sample.
     
  9. #9 yayobeatz, Mar 22, 2012
    Good luck bro
     
  10. #10 tokintexas, Mar 22, 2012
    mega clean. it works
     
  11. #11 ehngage, Mar 22, 2012
    i've got friends who passed a test with a couple days off smoking, and they had probably 2-3 pinacolata Fuze drinks. apparently it worked.
     

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