so I got home after a long train journey, had some dinner and stuff, and decided I really wanted a joint and a drink. I had no weed in, and I asked my housemate, but he was all out too..my dealer had none either, and i was a bit bummed out. I tried to go for my drink, I have some awesome rum in but it needs cola or something, but I didnt have that either and so I found a bottle of powerade that I had with me on the train. Threw some rum in a glass and that too. It tasted fucking diabolical, so I really needed some fucking cola about now. Then I noticed that my mate had left some weed on the coffee table. Its really fucking brown and old, looks like it was pillaged from Tutankhamun's tomb or something...my mate had already mentioned how crap it is. Enlivened by this nonetheless, i went upstairs in search of smoking tools. I found one rizla (LAME), and I had no tobacco! Yeah I'm English, lol...also there wasnt enough weed for a blunt, so it kinda needed it. I had a look in all the nooks and crannies in my room, no baccy was to be found. I started getting desperate and looked in the bin, which was rank, had like old stuff and used rubbers and so on...man. I found a little bit of baccy in an old packet and ran downstairs, excited. I opened it up...and found a fucking piece of plastic, it felt like baccy when I found it. I took a sip or my nasty rum-powerade mix and decided i really needed to just go to the fucking corner shop. One pack of tobacco and a can of coke later and I'm all set! Anyone else been doing silly things through laziness and/or desperation?